#apexlegendscrypto

[cryptosdrone]

Mirage: Look Crypto! It’s a sandfall. Get it? Cause the sand? It’s falling?

[cryptosdrone]

Mirage: What would you do if I pushed you in the water?

Crypto: You won’t unless you want to be electrocuted.

Mirage: How elct- electri- elctro- shocking. How shocking!

[cryptosdrone]

Mirage: Hey Cryppy. You uh... You know how we’ve been in deep quarantine together for a while now?

Crypto: Your point?

Mirage: Well, we kiiiiiinda missed New Years. And you know, all the booze.

[cryptosdrone]

Mirage: Me and Crypto sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-S-I... I-G-N, wait no that’s not right.

Crypto: It’s spelled I-D-I-O-T.

Mirage: Awe thanks babe- HEY.

[cryptosdrone]

Mirage: HA! I can’t believe you actually gave the tin can a high five.

Crypto: That tin can has more brains than you do Witt, I think he deserved it.

[cryptosdrone]

Mirage: Crypto, you’re already hoarding all of the toilet paper on the drop ship, do you really need to hoard all the syringes too? Stop being paranoid, babe.

Crypto: I’m not paranoid, I’m prepared.

[cryptosdrone]

Caustic: If there’s something strange.

Bloodhound: In your neighborhood.

Crypto: Who you gonna call?

[cryptosdrone]

Mirage: The ice may be melting, but not our hearts.

Crypto: Stop being dramatic.