Mirage: Look Crypto! It’s a sandfall. Get it? Cause the sand? It’s falling?
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@cryptosdrone
Mirage: Look Crypto! It’s a sandfall. Get it? Cause the sand? It’s falling?
Mirage: What would you do if I pushed you in the water?
Crypto: You won’t unless you want to be electrocuted.
Mirage: How elct- electri- elctro- shocking. How shocking!
Mirage: Hey Cryppy. You uh... You know how we’ve been in deep quarantine together for a while now?
Crypto: Your point?
Mirage: Well, we kiiiiiinda missed New Years. And you know, all the booze.
Mirage: Me and Crypto sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-S-I... I-G-N, wait no that’s not right.
Crypto: It’s spelled I-D-I-O-T.
Mirage: Awe thanks babe- HEY.
Caustic: If there’s something strange.
Bloodhound: In your neighborhood.
Crypto: Who you gonna call?
Mirage: HA! I can’t believe you actually gave the tin can a high five.
Crypto: That tin can has more brains than you do Witt, I think he deserved it.
Pathfinder: Would this be a good time for a high-five friend?
Mirage: Crypto, you’re already hoarding all of the toilet paper on the drop ship, do you really need to hoard all the syringes too? Stop being paranoid, babe.
Crypto: I’m not paranoid, I’m prepared.
Mirage: Ha, this Uh. Quarantine thing isn't too bad... yeah. I can do this. Nooooo problem.
Crypto: You're dying inside, I can tell.
Mirage: How do you survive like the shut in you are?
Crypto: I'm secretly a vampire.
Mirage: Shut up.
Please reblog this if you post Apex Legends.
My dashboard... is empty.
Mirage: The ice may be melting, but not our hearts.
Crypto: Stop being dramatic.
Crypto: Octane convinced us to make xbox accounts (because we have time to play games, apparently) and then harrassed us to create and share our avatars.
Mirage: This is so stupidly beautiful :")
Mirage: I love you like college students love ramen.
Crypto: I love you as much as I loved hacking King’s Canyon to put dinosaurs in it.
Mirage: Wait, you did what?!
Crypto: I believe you owe me a drink to go with the ramen now.
reblog this if you reblog or post apex legends stuff
Crypto: Good riddance.
Crypto: We are officially very late for this New Year’s post.
Mirage: Don’t blame Crypto. He was distracted. Ha ha, wink!
Mirage: Wow, it's like, really really cold. Like so cold. I can't believe how cold it is right now.
Crypto: You want my jacket don't you.
Mirage: YES.