"If you were a real friend you'd shoot me in the foot so I won't have to go to this interview tomorrow."
“But- you do know that it’ll just heal in like an hour right? That’s just one of the many ‘perks’ of being a personification after all..”
[ SIGHS ]
“I just think that would cause you an unnecessary amount of pain, that’s all. Not to mention why are you going to that interview if you don’t want to do it?”








