Don't you hate it when your parents don't listen to you?
So, yesterday, my mom walked down the hall to my bedroom that I was cleaning at the time, and scared the absolute shit out of me. Now, since I am the clumsy little fuck that I am, jumped around real fast and stubbed my toes. It hurt for hours afterwards, like, I could feel my heartbeat in my foot. I told mom I thought I broke something but she didn't believe me and said it would be fine in the morning. This morning, hurt even worse, so mom took me to the doctors office to get X-rays. Mom got the diagnosis from the doctor and we left.
So now guess who has to wait almost a month and a half for their foot to stop hurting!?
This little bitch right here who has three broken toes because her mom was trying to be funny.
Not so funny now, is it mom?
And they say we don't know anything.
Sorry Ma but I think I know when I've broken my own god damn ligaments!
