> Alyssa: Receive package from "anonymous donor"
There is a neatly wrapped package on your porch, a note attached to the top. It's a relatively small box, wrapped to the nines in Christmas wrapping paper with a sticker on it that says 'do not open until x-mas' that has been crossed out with a red pen and edited to be 'you can open it whenever you want!'
You grab the note off the top of the box and unfold it. It reads:
"dear alyssa,
sorry it took me so long to find it! i really thought it wouldnt take that long but it was surprisingly difficult to pinpoint the location of considering the fact that i had to do some
uh
sneaking around to get it :P
but its here in this box! you know what i mean so i dont really have to say but just in case you dont think this is the real one i added my camera which has pictures i took of your grandfather holding the gun and polishing it and all that jazz
you can keep the camera too i dont really need it and i can just get a new one
this should be proof enough that i wasnt lying about my trip and im extending an offer to take you with me next time if youd like
thanks for the adventure!
love,
aradia megido"
> HOW DID SHE GET YOUR ADDRESS.
> You never gave it to her. Which of your friends betrayed you to a stranger on the internet??
> There's no way that can be what you think it is in that package.
> No. Way.
> Of course, if someone had actually taken Pearly Whites and delivered it to the future that would conveniently explain it's 80 year absence.
> Cautiously open the package.
> Scream.
> Scramble to put it away and hide it in your room. You think about the implications of this later.
