#appalling mall

[aksolawdle]

HEY. GUYS.

HI MY FOLLOWERS. ALL THIRTEEN OF THEM.

THE ‘KIDS ONLINE SAFETY ACT BILL’ IS GOING TO BE CONSIDERED FOR PASSAGE ON FEBRUARY 26TH. THIS WILL RESULT IN HEAVY CENSORSHIP OF ALL AMERICA-BASED SITES AND REQUIREMENT OF GOVERNMENT ID.

BY THE TIME THIS IS POSTED IT’LL BE THE LAST DAY OF THE INTERNET SO I THOUGHT I’D LIKE TO MENTION HOW ALL YOU GUYS WHO DECIDED TO STICK WITH MY STUPID LITTLE ACCOUNT ARE THE GREATEST. EVEN IF YOU JUST LIKED ONE OF MY LITTLE POSTS IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE HAPPIEST TIMES OF MY LIFE.

ALSO I MIGHT MIGRATE TO ANOTHER UNCENSORED PLATFORM SO LOOK OUT FOR @aksolawdle ON UHHH COHOST MAYBE? IDKIDK

BYE GUYS!

p.s. if everything is ok I won’t leave.

[appallingmalljusttheworst]

head to bathroom

You don't have to be told twice.

The room is spinning. The lights are blinding, and you can see those nonhuman creatures up close now. You see a sign vaguely resembling a bathroom sign, above a hallway. You make a mad dash towards it.

Unknown creature 1: And so I branchinated back here after my parents decided to do perceptual shift to the seething for their m]]]#$&*ly gel swap. Seriously, who visits there anymore?

Unknown creature 2: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*9*!@#(!@*#(*!$**83$&$&$&# ||||||||||||||||||||][][][][][]><>><<>:> :>:"":"'';';;:;;;;;! 11X ]1

Unknown creature 1: The sub-giraffe zones? Wow. That's tough, dude.

Unknown creature 1: Was that a grey-zoner

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[aksolawdle]

was thinking of rebooting appalling mall and I drew this in my notebook

just thought I’d put this here :D

[appallingmalljusttheworst]

You've woken up in some place that resembles an abandoned general store. It smells like grease. You don't really remember how you got here at all, but all that's on your mind is getting back home. Especially since you're lying in a puddle of something that resembles a mixture of frying oil and blood.

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[appallingmalljusttheworst]

Cover your mouth as you enter room 3.

It’d probably be better if you had a mask, but this’ll do.

You step inside Room 3.

This Thing: *cough* *hack* wheeze* ‘sup doc. awe youse finally gonna gimme dat *COUGH* preSCRIPTION *HACK* *WHEEZE*

The floating orb thing talks like a stereotypical mafia mobster with a severe case of strep throat.

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[appallingmalljusttheworst]

Hey so my computer is kinda messed up and it's completely refusing to connect to most websites, even if I change the WiFi network. I'm getting it fixed so I probably won't be able to post anything (tumblr doesn't work on my PC so I can't post anyway).

I'm gonna do an askblog thing for the characters. This is completely non-canon, and I'm pretty sure I don't have enough characters for this, but whatever.

Ask all the introduced characters anything you want! Just nothing spoiler-heavy.

[appallingmalljusttheworst]

Let's take a listen to what's behind door number 2...

You hesitantly walk between the doorframe room #2, unsure whether or not you should just book it out the glass door. Your parents, friends, everybody who knew you would know that you were gone, but... you still don't remember the specifics of how you got here.

Anyways, you walk inside...

You're startled by the fact there seems to be an ENTIRE HUMAN SKELETON inside this room, but then a small, squeaky voice emanates from the entity.

Balloon-skeleton thing: GOSH! FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE A DOCTOR EVEN SPOKE TO ME! SO, YA GONNA DISCHARGE ME OR- wait... are you supposed to have that many eyes?

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[appallingmalljusttheworst]

hi guys sorry for not posting in a while on this blog, I kinda lost motivation for a bit

also I was concussed

sooooo