Person on my school bus: I can hear your music from your headphones
me: *takes headphones off*
me: okay but very faintly
Person: I can still hear it
me: and the problem?
Person: ...
me: I’m listening to the new Taylor Swift album, it shouldn’t be bothering you at all
me: *puts headphones in and starts Cornelia Street over*
Person: But-
Like dude if I can hear you my headphones ain’t that loud... leave me alone














