Fuckin' baller Baked Apples
Indredients: 4 large baking apples, such as Honeycrisp 4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) butter, softened 1/2 cup brown sugar 3/4 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 cup chopped pecans/nut of choice Directions: 1. Don't forget to Preheat the damn oven! 375'll do ya fine! 2. Time to wash an' core these motha-fuckin' apples; make sure you keep apple at the bottom or all that delicious shit is gonna leak out! 3. BY OUR POWER COMBINED WE'RE THE DELICIOUS SHIT!! Slap together the butter, brown sugar, cinnamon and dem chopped nuts in a small bowl. Or on the counter. Whatever floats your boat, you heathen. Roll out classy apple core sized log shapes of the mixture and shove them fuckers into each apple to fill the core. 4. Almost there, bitches! Fill a 2-quart baking dish with about 3/4 cup water, or whatever it takes to cover that there bottom. Place the apples upright in the dish. I Mean, you could put them upside but fuckin' seriously? Bake that shit until the apples are soft and vulnerable like your soul, and the filling is browned. Usually baking them in their oveny hell for about an hour does the trick. 5. Let those bastards cool off a bit, then enjoy. Or don't. It's your tongue, but make sure you enjoy them! You earned it, bitch!
