what do you think the Newsies ships would name a child? Which ship would have the worst names for their kids (I'm betting on Sprace)?
omg okay sooo sorry this took so long for me to answerrrrr but i have my wonky answers loll (featuring the only ships that were in my brain when i wrote these lol) here we go!
javey: okay if they had a boy i think jack would be like "hell yeah lets name him something cool like captiancowboy" or some shit, david would be like "okay what no, how about something nice like benjamin or andrew" or like his dads name or something, but if they had a girl jack is like "moxie or something tough" and david would pick something sweet like "charlotte or hazel" :3
jatherine: ah jatherine, i think for a girl jack would be like "idk youre smarter than me you pick, youll pick somethin nice" and kath would pick smth like "eloise or maybe violet, something cute and fun yet mature" i think if jack had to pick hew would pick like...something suspiciously close to katherine lol and for a boy in this situation jack would pick like, something very normal lol like james, and honestly i think kath would also like that lol
sprace: OH FOR SURE they have a silly name, spot would like like "ah its a boy lets call it rock" and race would be like "HELL YEAH" and for a girl something like peaches or table or like leaf (wait thats actually cute lol)
ralbert: hmmmm this one was hard but i think they would mostly just go with the first thought lol like for a boy they would be like "uhhh he kinda looks like an theo" "aint that the bakers name" "well hes got the same hair color as him i panicked" ajedadhakj same for the girl like idk smth sweet like luna <3
newsbians: SOMETHING SO GOOD I CANT EVEN THINK OF IT maybe i just love lesbians lmao, ooooh for a boy something like caspian or fritz and then like a girl would be something like aurelia or calliope !!!!!!!! :D
racejack: would argue over baby names for shureee, a boy would end up with a normal first name like elias or henry and with a wack middle name like fireplace or rocket and honestly thats a sick ass kid lmao, same for a girl like "olivia OVEN" or "jane CELSIUS" akjsgajhsgaj
crack(jackcrutchie): jack would let crutchie pick for sure honestly, and he would pick like the sweetest nicest names lmao, like a boy would be alexander or ezra and a girl would be like amelia or scarlett <3!
let me know how my brain did lmao, and let me know if i missed a ship you'd like me to cover lolss!!! <3 :3








