Oct 21, 2017
Going to the new Apple store at 9pm was a much better idea than at 6. Such a beautiful building! #applenerds (at Apple Michigan Avenue)
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Going to the new Apple store at 9pm was a much better idea than at 6. Such a beautiful building! #applenerds (at Apple Michigan Avenue)
I don't want to go to my grave having never sucked a beautiful dick, you know?
My coworker, begging me to set him up with one of my friends.
Today at work my boss ran up behind me and yelled "MACOOTER ACTIVATE" and fucking THREW two packets of RAM at me and galloped away singing "macooooooooter loooooooves RAM-craaaaams" which was both untrue and off key.
At work today...
Boss: Shut your big fat cunt up, Siri.
Today at work...
the phone started ringing and my boss walks by and in a demon voice says "ANSWER THE PHONE" and my coworker goes "You answer it, Satan" to which my boss replies "THE DARK LORD DOESN'T DO PHONE SUPPORT."
Our manager is out today and it is super slow so the three of us working set up a remote control car raceway using recycled iPhones and broken keyboards to mark the track. And loser has to drink the week old coffee sitting in the break room. Ilovethisjob
Today at work...
Coworker: Disk Utility is telling me horrible things...
Boss: Like you're your mother's least favorite son?
We can't help it, @tisserrr . ❤📱 #melissabeck #champ #iphone #apple #applenerds #applelove #applegram #instaapple #applegious #iphonenesia