#apprentice answers

[acmeofficial]

Does ACME HQ need new janitors? Because I know these two guys who are really good at cleaning.

surely this means nothing and is a coincidence

[acmeofficial]

what do i do if i saw a man jaywalking isnt that illegal

You need to call us IMMEDIATELY a small crime could indicate a larger organization like VILE that is SERIOUS. may need to be arrested even

[acmeofficial]

you and vile are dragging me back into my carmen sandiego phase

GOOD GET BACK HERE

[acmeofficial]

Hallo hallo pls don't tell cheif I punch Chase and trying to bait him with mints

-Sincerely, one of the members of team red

STOP PUNCHING CHASE :(

[acmeofficial]

so like... is the microchip still in gray? did y'all really just microchip an australian man and then let him keep a hunk of metal in him?

yep! sometimes we like to track him like you do for those tagged sharks and shit. he hasn't left his house much tbh but right now he is on a walk. the more you knowww

[acmeofficial]

Hey ACME! What's the easiest case you've ever had?

We had a false alarm for a break-in to Chief's place. It was her cat, Commander, tripping alarms.

[acmeofficial]

did u know u are morally gray in my universe? chief loses it kinda.

Oh? 👀

[acmeofficial]

Hey Agents! Have any of you ever had a bruh moment?

LMAO. yeah more than we could probably recount. learning that chief's password was her cat's name was a bruh moment