Welcome to A.C.M.E.! We are the police you should rat people out to
WE'RE FREE!!!!! Thanks for using your awesome detective skills to sniff out where VILE was hiding us!
Have you seen Carmen Sandiego, ever? Well, this may be the place for you. It may not. You'll know if we shoot you in the face and drag you into a dark, locked supply closet and then handcuff you to a chair.
Our ask box is open. We invite you to submit questions, but since we are super duper secret we will only be able to answer them to the best of our ability. You may also ask a staff member. Who is our staff? Me, the Apprentice. Or, you can ask any of our fine agents.
If you see Carmen Sandiego OR any operatives who mention an organization called "VILE" we invite you to perform a citizen's arrest immediately and call us so we can deploy some agents to your precise location and drag you into a discreet area.










