Ia for that nsfw ask thing :^3
How interested they are in having sex with them:
"Oh quite a bit actually. They seem like an interesting person and I would like to see their mullet between my legs"
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:
"listen, I don't pay for sex. But.... I would fully gift them a custom jacket made from this fabric I've been hoarding since before I married Vlastomil"
Misery jumps up from the couch and runs off for a few minutes before returning with a tiny scrap of this
Looking at the fabric Misery continues her line of thinking "I bought it one afternoon while I was stoned out of my mind. It was a ridiculous purchase and I was late to pay the rent but.... I would make a jacket for them out of this fabric if they were to fuck me"
Misery rubs her hand along the faux fur "I might just do it anyway"
If they would rather bottom or top them:
Misery shrugs with a laugh "I think I'd have to top. They don't much strike me as a top themselves"
Misery continues to rub her hand along the faux fur "Actually I wouldn't mind playing Dom to them"
How good they think they would be:
"I'm.... Not sure. I think regardless of how it would go it would be something to remember for sure"
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:
Misery shakes her head "Why does it have to be one of these? Why can't I just take them into the sex dungeon and fuck them against the X-frame like a regular person"
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love:
"Actually I'd like to see how hard I could hit their little ass with a paddle until they're a sniveling mess"
Misery places the scrap of faux fur on the coffee table.
"I guess that counts as fucking"
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:
Misery chews her lip briefly "Maybe Asra... Someone who could be as intense as myself but still tender"
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:
Misery sinks into the couch and lays her hands on her abdomen "I mean, there are stranger things that have happened, right?"