the only way to stop me is a bullet in the head

Miz ❂ 35 ❂ She/They ❂ Turtle Island ❂ Sanguine ❂ Problematic Bestie

[misery-lake]

Hi I'm Miz. I'm 35, I use She/They Pronouns, and I'm from Turtle Island. I follow back from @giganticrodent!!!!!!

This blog originally started as a The Arcana blog, morphed into a BG3 blog, then Dragon Age, and now I'm Call of Duty and The Pitt pilled. I draw occasionally but it's becoming fewer and far between weeeh

Sometimes I blab about my personal kink life and my adventures in home and community care, Indigenous stuff, and my adventures as a death doula (!) Plus whatever else I feel like.

[reverendsicko]

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

[misery-lake]

remember when I was gonna do those unwholesome prompts and then MY LIFE WAS UNWHOLESOME

YEAH ME FUCKIN TOO WHAT THE FUCK

[misery-lake]

The M6+Courtiers as 30 Rock quotes bc my special interests are overlapping

Asra: "I don't think it's really fair for me to be on a jury since I'm a hologram" + "OK, I'll be in touch. You still use your Hotmail account?"

Nadia: "I happen to have some very powerful friends at The Maury Povich Show" + "A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory"

Julian: “You’re going to murder me aren’t you? Eh, it’s okay” + "Nine out of 10 doctors said "Who is this? Why are you calling so late?" but the 10th guy was into it."

Lucio: "Hulk Hogan once called you a dirt bag" + "I need to look good for my party and I refuse to wear anything my size or appropriate for my age"

Muriel: "One of my New Year's resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to life. Yes to staying in more!" + "I recommend you get [advice] from [Asra] or an Owl who wears glasses"

Portia: “Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi" + "Last time I was this excited...was this morning. I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its person"

Valdemar: “What can you do? Medicine’s not a science” + "You know they don't tell you this until after you've paid for medical school, but being a doctor is exactly like the game Operation"

Valerius: "It's crass, like personalized wedding vows or standing up in a pool" + "My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue"

Vlastomil: "Have you ever updated your Flash player? It is so sad. What happens to version 11.4?" + "You in orange? You'll look like a creamsicle with an old tooth stuck in it"

Volta:  “If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one" + "I'm a star! I'm on top! Somebody bring me some ham!"

Vulgora: "My whole life is thunder" + "I feel like Oscar the Grouch today, and not just because I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon"

[localgoblinlad]

a good soldier–a leal hound

[fvngus]

I'd like to believe this is how it all started.

[misery-lake]

yeah. it's a good time to be indulgent

[misery-lake]

[misery-lake]

yeah. it's a good time to be indulgent

[misery-lake]

I have had visions of a daydream. Hallucinations really. They appeal only to me.

Swansong convinces Ghost to head back to her rez with her for like, a few weeks of deployment, says she'll make her brother take them all hunting. He's down.

The second the step foot on the rez Swansong is calling him White Boy Si (allegedly to save him from a worse nickname). They're going out to hunt shit he's not licensed to under the provision that "Yeah don't say anything we'll just tell them you're our cousin". He shoots a fatass buck, they're all hootin and hollerin and it's a great time.

Swansong's brother is like alright we gotta party.

Soon he's hammered at the legion, Swansong is all up in his lap, neck just dotted with hickies, he's down like $15 bucks or some shit (he doesn't know what these coins mean), he's telling her he'll do whatever the fuck she wants.

And that's how he's stuck driving her Grandma to bingo the next day.

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[yeesiine]

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[elceewunjo]

Gale - The Evening Star

Well. I am rather pleased with him. Hope you'll like him as well, folks 🩶

Gale as the Evening Start from Alphonse Mucha ✨

Yes I know, I know, Mystryl is technically dead at this time, but she was still (as Mystra is now) the embodiment of the Weave, so I put her old symbol instead of the newest Mystra one, as a marker of Gale's love for magic, rather than Mystra herself. And I've swapped the original design from Mucha to have a good view of the orb.

Others in the series can be found here :

Astarion as 'The North Star' Shadowheart as 'The Moon' Wyll as 'The Morningstar' Lae'zel as 'The Comet'

Next (and last, for now), Karlach ❤️‍🔥 No idea when I'll get to her though ^^

[subwaybug]

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

[misery-lake]

I forgot about the unwholesome week I GOTTA CREATE

[misery-lake]

Oough like this post if I can snag on of your OCs for something gross

[twolegsandbleeds]

living with simon riley is more like living with a large, slightly scary dog than a man.

he’s quiet, low-maintenance - as long as he gets his hour or two of exercise a day. skip it and he gets restless.

right before dinner he appears in the kitchen doorway like clockwork, staring at you with a hopeful, wide eyed look that says “feed me, please.”

when he’s home from ops, he follows you from room to room without a word - your silent, ever present shadow. if you leave for work, he’s waiting by the front door when you get back, like he’s been lurking there for hours.

and every morning when he wakes up hard, pressed right against your ass? he humps against you like a horny mutt who’s forgotten all his manners.

[misery-lake]

I forgot about the unwholesome week I GOTTA CREATE

[rusticfurnace]

john call-of-duty price experiencing the horrors, again.