#apprenticenerd

[i-scan-your-poems]

Fun fact (because your last post just reminded me lol): Kalevala meter has the same scansion as the phrase "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." I'm not sure which is funnier, imagining someone singing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on a slow traditional Finnish melody with kantele accompaniment, or someone singing "Vaka vanha Väinämöinen" to the tune of the TMNT theme song

That's really cool, and also caused me to look up what the Kalevala is!

[doodledrawsthings]

Rogue/Rebel (nuke throne) in 66? Pretty please?

a classic

66. one helping the other up

[animatedtext]

requested by apprenticenerd

[elsewhereuniversity]

For you: a blue ballpoint pen, apparently Icbay brand. I made the mistake of using it to take bio notes once when I forgot my pencil - came back and they were all in pig Latin for some reason??? Freely given

Freely taken, I suppose - this one seems like a party trick more than an outright malicious piece of work, but you never know!

[systlin]

Math red, English yellow, science/environmental studies green, history purple, French blue, music/miscellaneous black, theater multicolored that one time

Yes. Good. 

[mylordshesacactus]

Given that you are the author of the Most Hilarious Handmaidens Fic Of All Time, I bet you'd write that kind of hilarious teenagers-being-teenagers shenanigans but with RWBY

out of character, implies I am physically capable of writing fic that centers main characters.

[normal-horoscopes]

I fear a creeping doom, for first my world and then myself by extension. Common in these times I'm sure, but no less terrifying. What can I do that doesn't involve taking a bullhorn to the steps of a city hall in Ohio? I offer a used party hat, a poem about a sold lakefront, and some of my blueberry haul after I've gone blueberry picking tomorrow.

EYE CONTACT A CUCUMBER AND A BOWL OF SOUP

[the-crypt-replies]

Hm. Mr. Conga sir. Something tells me there a lot of ways that that could go very, very wrong

“The Lute being dead is the reason why my friends and I are suffering so much. When the Lute lives, we will continue to live.

“The Lute’s previous master may have kept us captive, but as long as it makes it into my hands, we will all be fine.”