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"It rules in ways I have trouble putting into words how deeply John Oliver commits in these scenes, just buying in completely and going Full Soap in a way he didn’t really have to..."

It's nice to sit back and watch a man have the time of his life.

#absolutely delighted that the regular cast actually really liked him #because he came in treated them with respect as the experts and was an actual professional #who took it and them seriously

faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

birdsareblooming

thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever

birdsareblooming

oh i'm also saying this one all the time forever

souplover13

images: tags.

#nothing is above critique but also so many ppl are dogshit at criticism so here we are

#nothing is above critique and that includes your critiques

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enii

I love you. I'm glad you exist.🫂

mylordshesacactus

Once In A Lifetime

"I know it could never… Were we not Kindred. I mean! The timelines alone. But…it’s not so impossible, is it?” she asked wistfully. “To think that we might have found each other in life? Somehow...? Maybe I had a...a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I would cross an ocean for that. It would be unlikely, but...perhaps, just plausible?" “Well,” said Gideon, deeply charmed. “So long as it doesn’t break the immersion.” Or: Safia's late-morning attempts at a self-indulgent fantasy keep getting derailed by heckling from her romantic lead.

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN IN A FUGUE STATE FOR THREE DAYS. Please enjoy this affectionate pastiche of "human AUs" as much as I enjoyed writing it--which, despite my bitching, was a lot.

"This [cave with a blood streak on the floor] is just Barovia Children's, you guys."

#d&d #strahd campaign

"We've decided that [halfling rogue] is Sir Not Appearing In This Session because while the rest of us are trudging through the snow making CON saves he's tunnelling underneath it like a shrew."

#d&d #strahd campaign

"HELLOOO??? IF THERE ARE ANY SKELETONS IN HERE THAT ARE MORE MOBILE THAN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE...PLEASE KEEP THAT INFORMATION TO YOURSELF!"

--Clearing this abandoned gatehouse with professionalism and efficiency

#d&d #strahd campaign

DM: [sigh] What are you doing, Phyn? Phyn: I am seeing if the fire is hot.

--The party druid, everyone.

#d&d #strahd campaign

"MICE ARE NOT FIREPROOF!"

#d&d #strahd campaign

phyreball

#EYES DOT EMOJI #vtmb2 #'idk what this is' hot. its hot is what it is #what who said that

Once In A Lifetime

"I know it could never… Were we not Kindred. I mean! The timelines alone. But…it’s not so impossible, is it?” she asked wistfully. “To think that we might have found each other in life? Somehow...? Maybe I had a...a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I would cross an ocean for that. It would be unlikely, but...perhaps, just plausible?" “Well,” said Gideon, deeply charmed. “So long as it doesn’t break the immersion.” Or: Safia's late-morning attempts at a self-indulgent fantasy keep getting derailed by heckling from her romantic lead.

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN IN A FUGUE STATE FOR THREE DAYS. Please enjoy this affectionate pastiche of "human AUs" as much as I enjoyed writing it--which, despite my bitching, was a lot.

#safia ulusoy #gideon hall #vtmb2 #vtmb2 fic

yuutta

Ahsoka and Anakin + height difference over the years

mycroftrh

I, ah. I kinda love that Ahsoka should FINALLY be taller than Anakin… and now he’s gone and gotten himself mechanical legs. I know, like, mostly she was feeling angsty when she figured everything out, but there has to be a little part of her that was thinking “he went and made himself even taller just to spite me, I know he did”.

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

this-is-a-name-dont-worry

gshsjb

cumvvelt

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.