Apr 3, 2015
my anniversary gift of 6 madagascan hissing cockroaches has been ordered 😍😍😍
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my anniversary gift of 6 madagascan hissing cockroaches has been ordered 😍😍😍
also no this isnt an april fools joke our anniversary is actually april first. amazing
OK SO LIKE. sorry ive been scarce over the past few days, i have some asks to respond to, but ive been suuuper busy because *___* in a few hours *_____* im gonna be meeting abellum at the airport today is our two-year anniversary and we actually get to celebrate it together in person and it just feels too good to be true
gonna be sittin next 2 my girl exactly a week from now...........
Nobody likes apricocks
last night i dreamed that my girlfriend told me she was poly & had started dating antonio banderas on the side except plot twist: my mom was already dating antonio banderas (idk where my dad was) but instead of telling abellum that antonio was two-timing her i just told her i was jealous and spat out "how does it feel to know ur hot new boyfriend voiced puss in boots in the shrek films?!??!"
u heard it here first folks im dating a tool
cant wait for april to roll around so i can hold my gf and paint my nails and dye my body hair and eat rly good sushi.. not all at the same time tho. unless we’re really up for a Challenge