#april fools post

[sp4rk-plvgg]

bro why do we share so many mutuals?? /Silly

Also noticed you changed your ask box text a little while ago :3

well observed >:3 uhh idk it's cuz there's a shit ton of cool people on here :D

[maximusfrancescodecruralegman]

she says she knows a place and then takes u to planet plubar🤦‍♂️

[sigkinhater]

ohh hwhwat the fuck i think i misplaced my yaoi and yuri tags

[artisticavgeek]

guys :( I'm sorry I couldn't hold it in any longer but I have to come clean

I don't like scp...........

[moxxietude]

"I AM A POSSUM!"

Who's been talking SHIT about him NOT being one?? He has a certificate and everything.

[honorforged]

THE EMBER ISLAND PLAYERS PROUDLY PRESENT: THE BOY IN THE ICEBERG

Witness the retelling of the tale that has captivated the world, live on stage tonight only!

Marvel at breathtaking bending effects! Gasp at daring battles upon the stage! Weep at tragic betrayals and heartfelt reunions!

Featuring the breakout performance of the season from Renshu as the broody and astonishingly handsome Prince Zuko!

His portrayal of the exiled Prince has left audiences swooning, speechless, and occasionally fanning themselves.

STAY AFTER THE SHOW FOR A STAGE DOOR MEET & GREET! After select evening performances, guests are invited to gather at the stage door for an exclusive opportunity to meet the actor behind the infamous Prince Zuko and receive a signed autograph while they bask in his presence up close.

Please note: excessive staring, fainting, or declarations of undying love may delay the line.

Tickets are selling quickly! Get yours before they vanish like the Avatar!

[entropyeverywhere]

I am aa Woman named Clarissa , i hate men , I go by she / it , and I'm a white woman with artist talents and I'm bisexual with women prefrence

Me real:

/silly /j

[skylar-the-twig]

I have some important news, as we all know I’ve been writing a Marxolor story…HOWEVER, I’ve recently discovered I actually HATE Marxolor, horrid gross ship how could anyone even like that!?!

So due to this Milky Way Forgiveness is officially CANCLED!!!!!! However fear not, I’ve started to cook up something better… I learned of a superior ship, my third eye has been opened, it’s clear yo me now that Susie and Marx is the superior ship!!!!!! I mean think about all the reasons like Marx is a guy and Susie is a girl, it just makes sense.

So I’m acting accordingly and have started a new story called ‘Forbidden Love.’ I’ve also decided to change the characters to more accurate represent them. Marx is now sensitive and sad and depressed but not in the bad way!!! He’s very upset at his past and he regrets everything!!! Susie is now more nice and delicate and also sensitive… Oh also Susie no longer likes women obv, like lol idk why she did before it made no sense! Like she’d never kiss Zan or Sectonia…

Please stay tuned for more updates and IMPROVED art…

(JK APRIL FOOLS, lol imagine if I was fr.)