Apr 2, 2015
"APRIL FOOLS, YA ARMORED WEEB." Shoots a gun right at him which fires a single rubber band. Whap. A+.
Shovel Knight clutches his helmeted face and wails in agony. “MY EYE. MY EEEEEEYE!!”
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"APRIL FOOLS, YA ARMORED WEEB." Shoots a gun right at him which fires a single rubber band. Whap. A+.
Shovel Knight clutches his helmeted face and wails in agony. “MY EYE. MY EEEEEEYE!!”
NO NO TOUCH VARRIC'S CHEST HAIR
I don’t think any amount of digging would relieve my sexual frustration after doing so. I must decline.
“H-how ever shall I get Horn Senpai to notice me?”
angstknight replied to your post:TOUCH THE CHEST HAIR JUST DO IT TOUCH IT
"At least you HAVE chest hair."
“Then perhaps you shouldn't SHAVE YOUR’S OFF???”
TOUCH THE CHEST HAIR JUST DO IT TOUCH IT
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*removes his armor to touch his own chest hair*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A box arrives to Shovel Knight with several colorful balloons attached to it. The box is decorated with blue gift paper, a shovel + shield pattern on it as well. Inside, a glitter bomb awaits to explode on the cerulean hero. A note lays at the bottom of the box, it reads: "Happy April fools! -TK"
*lies in the fetal position in a pile of glitter, crying about no gf*
*uses Coppy to fax pictures of his butt to all the No Quarter members* Behold.