joanna massey. thirty-one. apartment 406.
has lived in wisteria apartments for two years.
+ FREE-SPIRITED / - SARDONIC
BASIC INFORMATION
Full Name: Joanna Grace Godwin-Massey Nicknames: Jo ( preferred ) , Jojo ( rarely and only by really old friends ) Age: 31 Date of Birth: May 27, 1989 Occupation: Pastry Chef
Gender: Female Nationality: American Hometown: Alexandria, Virginia Religion: Atheist Languages: English, the slightest bit of Spanish
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Blue Height: 5′2″ Build: Lean but not toned, decent arms and legs tho from kneading dough and chasing around her kid
Distinguishing Features: small scar just above her left brow from falling off a playground while drunk when she was a teenager ( dumbass ! ) Tattoos: 1.24.09 on her inner right forearm ( it’s her son’s birthday, hard to read because the numbers are read from her side ) Piercings: Earlobes (both ears), Industrial (right ear), Helix (right ear)
ABOUT JOANNA
— Joanna was born to a conservative family in Alexandria, Virginia. She was always a bit of a wildcard from a young age so she didn’t fit in very well and quickly became the family disappointment as she got older
— She’s the second youngest of six siblings. She always jokes that if her parents just had a TV in their bedroom, there wouldn’t be so many of them. She’s closest to her youngest sibling and otherwise mildly to really dislikes the rest of them because they’re “judgmental fuckers”.
— Her pregnancy was unplanned and happened way too early in her life. She wasn’t 16 and Pregnant material but she didn’t think she’d be almost 20 with a baby on the way either. But rather than terminate the pregnancy, she carried it through and figured she had to turn her life around for once in her life.
— Single mom. Definitely the chill and unconventional type but she’s a good mom. Has a big chip on her shoulder because of how shitty her mom was to her, so she vowed to never be that shitty to her kid. “Ain’t about being the best, just about not being horrible.” Her words that she lives by.
— Never formally studied to be a pastry chef. Landed a job doing the baked goods at a local restaurant in her hometown and became hella good at it. Over the years became good friends with one of the regular patrons who turned out to be a real Richie Rich and offered her the position of pastry chef at a restaurant she planned to open in LA. Basically how she has her job without the proper credentials. She owes her life to Natalie.
— Has finally made enough money to consider starting her very own ( very small ) business. Though, consider is the key word here. She’s got a kid to worry about so she’s very hesitant to make any risky moves. Moving to LA when Ryder was still a toddler was the riskiest thing she’s done since he was born. Though, she can’t deny that she’s itching for something more challenging lately.
WANTED CONNECTIONS
DRINKING BUDDIES ; She hires a babysitter and lets her child go on sleepovers specifically for this reason. A bitch needs to let loose and no one loves a hard drink more than Jo.
FORMER CO-WORKER ; Back when she first moved to LA and the restaurant was still in its pre-opening stages, she worked a lot of odd jobs on top of working on the menu.
ONE NIGHT STAND ; Sometimes you’re out and things work out. Some dude ( or chick ) she rolled around in bed with and left right after they passed out.
YOUR ORDER ; Accidentally received your coffee order at Grind Time and now I know you specifically by your coffee order and call you that if/when I see you around.
MOVING IN ; Either you helped her with a couple of boxes when she was moving in two years ago, or she saw you moving in any time during her two year residence and helped you ( along with her kid, of course ).
Open to anything! Let’s brainstorm if none of these float your fancy.
