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[melemeleguardian]

@apximperare (X)

“Nothing. Penguins can’t coo.”

“Chicken.”

“EXCUSE ME!?”

“How dare you call me a chicken, when you start acting like a Pigeon!!!”

[cxsmicturtle]

@apximperare

         : [ 🐢 ] : – “We’re having a nap party at your place, just to let                                    you know. Hope you don’t mind.”

[cxsmicturtle]

@apximperare

A commoner would skip a beat, perhaps even shocked at the accusation. A sign that it’s true. But he’s no commoner. He’s pillar that stands tall in this region, this empire. He will not succumb.

“Pray tell, my good man, where have you heard of such fallacy?” He is better than the urge to spat at the other. The Emperor will absolutely deny of such thing.

But what exactly is His Royal Majesty denying? The truth or the lie?

         : [ 🐢 ] : – “News travels fast by birds who like to chat.”

             The outsider walked across the room, slowly, non-threateningly. He was a slow man, a man who took his time and had no rush. But he was a traveler and where he goes he hears of many rumors. Some peak his interest more than others.

                                 “I’ve come to see if you’d deny such claims.                                   But despite your words...your composure suggests                                   otherwise. My liege do you think you are above us?                                   You certainly are capable of wooing more than one                                   or two...or have you really suppressed yourself?”

[cxsmicturtle]

Come on we're going shopping. (apximperare)

@apximperare

         : [ 🐢 ] : –“…I ain’t getting in your bright blue car.” 

[melemeleguardian]

I didn't know you could swim (apximperare)

“And I didn’t know you were such a masochist, but I guess we learn something new every day.”

[melemeleguardian]

*coos* (apximperare)

“Coo?” Wait what does it mean when penguins coo again?

[melemeleguardian]

leon: *breathes* || koko: i hate you i hate your cow i hate your house i hate your hair

“EXCUSE ME?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY HAIR! IT’S AT LEAST NOT AS BORING AS YOURS!” Also, we both know you don’t hate the cow.

[melemeleguardian]

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Send me  “👍🏼“  and my muse will tell you one thing they like

Send me  “👎🏼”  for something they dislike

Being called Chicken. Seriously unless you can go toe to toe with Koko, calling him chicken is a death wish.

Team Skull. Especially since Kukui was basically in the same shoes as most team skull members but didn’t follow the same path.

Humanity. See general backstory

@apximperare for some reason