Fucking Turtles Mann

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Indie. Torterra RP Blog written by Duke Sideblog to magicmagikarp Created: 04.22.2018

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: [ 🐢 ] : – “420 BWAZE IT”

#verse: slow and steady now #//comes onto this blog because lol

@apximperare

: [ 🐢 ] : – “Shit now the Penguin is being Sponsored”

#apximperare #ooc: { to be tagged }

Come on we're going shopping. (apximperare)

@apximperare

: [ 🐢 ] : –“…I ain’t getting in your bright blue car.”

#anonymous #apximperare #//all I hear is the mean girls voice #//when I want leon to have a bright pastel blue car #//wanted it to be pink but it'd be blue tbh

melemeleguardian:

“Thankfully, yes they only happen once in a while. Though I have to admit it is a bit exciting when it happens even if it is exhausting work. So, sometimes I look forward to it.” It was always fun for him to encounter new, and strong opponents to fight, even if those opponents were threatening to destroy Alola. Koko was a self-admitted fight happy idiot after all.

“Heh, but don’t worry I do take my duties very seriously as Guardian Deity of Melemele quite seriously. So, you don’t have to worry about the place you’re in to get destroyed anytime soon. Although I think you're pretty strong. If anything happens you could always lend a hand.”

: [ 🐢 ] : – “I am more of a defensive fighter, agility and speed are not my forte. So, honestly I doubt that I would be any help other than helping people escape to safety.” He said, looking down a bit. If only he was younger, when he was more full of spunk and had the body that allowed him to do such a thing. His sudden weight gain and growth spurt was something that shocked his friends and himself...not that he didn’t know he’d be like it, but he didn’t know to this extent. “So you’re a man of excitement, eager to spare with someone? Heh, you remind me of Infernape. I’m sure you two would get along just fine, but where he lacks in strength he makes up for it in speed and agility. So I’d watch yourself.” Torterra warned, not that he expected the other to meet the monkey...but who knows. Only time will tell.

#melemeleguardian #verse: slow and steady now #//torterra be like: i'll fight if they bring the battle to me - else have fun searching for them - i'll be over here eating icecream

apximperare:

Torterra is a hopeless cause.

He has known this guy for ages, they live under the same roof (along with that infuriating monkey), practically grew up together. At this point all the fuss he makes over the other man is out of habits. He can’t really let go that mother-hen-ing habit.

He takes a small portion of his own omelette with a fork. “Go eat your food, tortoise.”

The penguin doesn’t look at the other’s horrendous plate of abomination.

: [ 🐢 ] : – “I will, if you’d let me eat...”

He just shoves a fork into his salad and takes small bites. Slow eater. Slow walker. It’s easy to distract him as he really did only one thing at a time. And he wasn’t one to anything very quickly. However, he settled on a stool and ate.

“...but thank you, for your contribution to my salad. It was very thoughtful of you, penguin.”

#apximperare #verse: slow and steady now

melemeleguardian:

“Well, I had met him and it wasn’t exactly pleasant.” Although he was at fault as well, though he wasn’t going to admit that. Not now at least. Still, listen to Torrterra brought a nostalgic look to Koko’s face. It reminded him of how he and Bulu fought, although they ended up falling in love. The deity chuckled at the thought.

“Sounds sort of fun, even if it was tiring.”

“Huh, me?” He was a little surprised at the change of subject, but it makes sense. Not every day you talk to a god after all. Koko leaned back on the bench and got himself comfortable. “Well, I’m one of four guardians diety of the Alola region. We are the protectors of this region, as it seems like it’s basically a hub for beings from different dimensions to arrive here? I think you word that at least.”

Maybe that was a bit too much information for Torrterra to process all at once.

: [ 🐢 ] : – Torterra nodded his head as he understood, despite not really understanding a lot of it. Different dimensions? Well, if the legends of Palkia and Dialga, even the stupid lord Arceus himself...well Torterra wouldn’t be surprised if there were different timelines and spaces in the universe. Ah, this is why he liked being a simple tortoise, didn’t have to deal with that shit. His life was insignificant compared to theirs. “So you’re busy fighting creatures from different dimensions? Sounds like exhausting work, but I guess you dieties are more spectacular in strength than us little creatures here.” He said. Again, happy to know that he didn’t have to spend his life fighting something all day long. Then again, he did have Infernape and Empoleon to deal with constantly...his own war he fights every day. “...I assume these occurrences happen only once in a while?”

#melemeleguardian #verse: slow and steady now

champion-grade:

Fushigi looked right back at this man and his top lip pulled up into a smirk. Fushigi’s always fought the distance. No one ever knocked Fushigi out and by the end, always, he was left with that same wicked smirk. A knowledge of his opponent, more intimate than the man knew himself; The winner’s smile, confident, edging on smug but never cocky.

“What if I like the petty courting?” Fushigi demanded with a low chuckle, half-to-himself.

Fushigi knocked back his first shot and when the glass struck the counter he locked eyes with the other. This time Fushigi turned in his seat so he fully faced the man and his arm pressed agains the edge of the counter. With a glare he scrutinized the man as if he could pierce the layers of clothing he wore and measure his soul.

“If you want a one night stand,” Fushigi growled. “Go fuck some drunk idiot and leave me to my dinner. If you want to actually put more effort into this besides weak apathy? Read my lips.”

Fushigi leaned forward till their noses were only a few inches apart, his tone ice cold.

“No.”

: [ 🐢 ] : – Eyes bored into the other’s lazily as they leaned in, not moving forward and not moving away. Well, this guy was getting real friendly really quick - something Akupara liked a lot. However... “Who says this will be a one night stand, perhaps I’ll be back for more. I do like keeping partners I enjoy.” He rested his chin in his hand as his eyes never left the other’s. He was still interested, still leaning forwards towards the other. The other’s actions weren’t fazing him nor did it discourage him. To say the least, Akupara was amused by all of this. “But please don’t let me get in your way of your dinner. I am content in just watching and listening to you. Don’t care for lies and facades. Empty flatter is a waste of words. However...” He lowered his voice to a low purr. “You’re even more appealing up close, I’ll l have to admit”

#championgrade #verse: slow and steady now #//i'm honestly as amused as torterra at this point

melemeleguardian:

“That’s… quite vague,” Koko said as he noticed the other motion him to follow. They quietly walked around until they found a park bench under the shade of the tree. It was nice and cool, perfect for the turtle.

“I already meet him and our meeting was quite strange. Though if you want to continue to talk about Leon, why don’t you tell me about how you guys first meet?”

: [ 🐢 ] : – “Well if you met him, then you know what I’m talking about.”

Torterra said, plopping himself down on the bench and leaned back. Yes this was much better, nice and quiet and he can just lazy here all day. Regenerate some stamina and health, the sun was always good for that.

“But as I said, Infernape is the one who really keeps us together. Met when we were kids, ‘Leon was always popular. Rich. Good lookin’. The whole shabang. ‘Fern would pick fights with him and I was the one keeping them out of trouble. Consider me as their mom.”

He shrugged.

“Broke up a lot of their fights when we were younger. Still do, but man is that a bitch to do...but what about you mister legendary. What’s your story?”

#melemeleguardian #verse: slow and steady now

antecedentrio:

#antecedentrio #verse: slow and steady now #//all giratina would see is a mountain of tacos okay

antecedentrio:

#antecedentrio #verse: slow and steady now #//hc: torterra thinks they are talking about tacos #//and giratina thinks they are talking about pasta

antecedentrio:

#antecedentrio #verse: slow and steady now

@antecedentrio

#antecedentrio #verse: slow and steady now #//you know for who :T

apximperare:

And when there’s a dance, there’s a song. There’s rhythm that follows a certain arrangement, of one and two and three and four. They return into an endless loop. And so does people. Their words their songs, all the hushed murmurs of secrets. A melody will soar regardless.

“My good man, here is the flaw in your logic,”

“my lack of answer is the answer. I trust my people’s judgement and should they deem me unworthy as their Emperor from mere rumours, then we wouldn’t be having this conversation in the first place. I trust my people but I do not trust outsiders. You think you have the entire view of the world but what you really have is just fragments of the world.”

: [ 🐢 ] : – “I see, you live off of assumptions, placing too much trust in things that you cannot control. It will be your downfall, if you are not careful.”

However, he was as interested in the other’s last comments.

“The world is a simple thing, it’s the creatures that dwell in it that cause the complexity. You are what I’ve expected. I am not disappointed.”

#apximperare #verse: slow and steady now

Ⓐ- FOR FUSHIGI BITCH (champion-grade)

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“He is nice to look at.”

#anonymous #championgrade #//asdfjkl #//italics is *after* their one night stand :T #//i'm drowning in this ship T^T

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Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

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ATTRACTIVENESS:

repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

#ooc: { meme }#//will do these when i get home #//here too cuz why not?

#ooc: { to be tagged }

atrasideris:

… That’s good popcorn. He takes a fistful and eats it, instead of just once piece. In minutes he’s eaten the entire bowl. Somebody was hungry.

“ Pleasant. This is pleasant. I should come here to do this more often This is why you are my favorite among the ‘squad’. ”

: [ 🐢 ] : – “Mhmm, now shush...movie time. You like horror or action, we couldn’t decide what to watch.”

He just pulls the other towards him and grabs more popcorn and snacks. Yep Empoleon’s servants were bringing them constant food, it was nice to use other’s people’s wealth for his own laziness...not that Torterra wasn’t paying them for doing this, but it was nice.

#atrasideris #verse: slow and steady now #//asdfjkl #//well he's gonna have a torn and sore booty then #//and i gtg to work

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