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Aquarius Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from Aquarius (2015-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You're at the pinnacle. Everybody's hero. But you know what? A pinnacle means there's only one way to go, and that's down."

"You know, I thought getting a medal was going to be a lot more fun."

"Everything in life is business, except for me and you."

"Look at you! All cute and irrationally confident!"

"No one ever talks about how exhausting it is to be right all the time."

"Do you ever have one of those moments where suddenly you understand everything?"

"Are we drunk? How drunk are we? What's happening?"

"I know you believe in what you're doing, but you've got to try to stop making it worse!"

"When I heard you were in the city, I was disappointed you hadn't called!"

"Grab anything that says flammable!"

"Don't lecture me on a job I've been doing since you couldn't wipe your ass!"

"Where do you want to be shot?"

"Do you ever know something and don't know how you know it?"

"What were you trying to prove by doing this? Just showing me that you're good at sneaking into places you're not wanted? I already knew that!"

"Thank you for being kind when you don't have to be."

"She's the best at what she does, but nobody knows what she does."

"I know you wanted to fix this, but some things can't be fixed."

"Don't you tell me what I can and can't do with my own child."

"All you do - all you ever do - is embarrass me!"

"I think that's what being a parent is. You love them, and get a lifetime of pain in return."

"Good for you. You finally figured out how to be a father."

"This is the worst idea you've ever had."

"You're good at this. You're strategic. That's not going to work for me. I need a maniac who's going to burn the house down while standing in it."

"You shot me in the ass!"

"You know, I wish there was a cure for guilt and shame, but if there was then I would be out of a job."

"I can destroy you in ten words or less."

"Bluffing is for someone who might have the cards. You know what I have? Nothing."

"You can't just hurt people! You can't tie them up in their own homes!"

"You're a mess, but I like you anyway."

"I need to do a bad thing."

"We all have secrets. We all lie."

"I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to hurt you until you tell me everything."

"Your mother didn't love you, and now you crave anyone to make you feel less alone."

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Aquarius!!XD

[crownmemes]

Aquarius Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Aquarius (2015-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You don't even know how important you are in all this, but you're going to find out."

"I don't work with liars. It's not a moral thing - it's a safety issue."

"I've got a lot of patience, but I don't like it to be tested for no good reason."

"Why are you here? Why are you not there?"

"When it comes to lying, I teach a masterclass."

"You're a lot of stupid things, but you're not a rat."

"I'm in charge of you, and I still like you enough to give you one good piece of advice: drop it."

"If you want to win a war, you've got to fight ugly sometimes."

"Is there anything that you don't screw up? Have you ever done anything in your life right?"

"You're a cop? Why the hell would you become a cop?"

"The thing is, what you're asking, it isn't easy - and it sure isn't free."

"So how come you look so handsome, and how come you look so uncomfortable about it?"

"You know what I realised trying to understand people? Don't try to understand them."

"You did this? Had me arrested and dragged down here like a common criminal?"

"You are the most stubborn creature on this earth!"

"He didn't have to die. I wanted him to die."

"You do recall being told not to do what you just did?"

"You're at the pinnacle. Everybody's hero. But you know what? A pinnacle means there's only one way to go, and that's down."

"You know, I thought getting a medal was going to be a lot more fun."

"No one ever talks about how exhausting it is to be right all the time."

"Do you ever have one of those moments where suddenly you understand everything?"

"Are we drunk? How drunk are we? What's happening?"

"I know you believe in what you're doing, but you've got to try to stop making it worse!"

"Don't lecture me on a job I've been doing since you couldn't wipe your ass!"

"What were you trying to prove by doing this? Just showing me that you're good at sneaking into places you're not wanted? I already knew that!"

"I think that's what being a parent is. You love them, and get a lifetime of pain in return."

"Good for you. You finally figured out how to be a father."

"You're good at this. You're strategic. That's not going to work for me. I need a maniac who's going to burn the house down while standing in it."

"I can destroy you in ten words or less."

"We all have secrets. We all lie."

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Aquarius Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from Aquarius (2015-2016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You didn't really think you were never going to see me again, did you?"

"You don't even know how important you are in all this, but you're going to find out."

"You're a living lie."

"You know, half the time I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Are you sure I can't get you a drink?"

"You don't drink anymore, do you?"

"I don't work with liars. It's not a moral thing - it's a safety issue."

"I've got a lot of patience, but I don't like it to be tested for no good reason."

"Why are you here? Why are you not there?"

"When it comes to lying, I teach a masterclass."

"Hurry. Tell me you love me."

"You're a lot of stupid things, but you're not a rat."

"I'm in charge of you, and I still like you enough to give you one good piece of advice: drop it."

"If you want to win a war, you've got to fight ugly sometimes."

"Is there anything that you don't screw up? Have you ever done anything in your life right?"

"You're a cop? Why the hell would you become a cop?"

"Whatever it is you want - whatever you're looking for - the answer is no."

"The thing is, what you're asking, it isn't easy - and it sure isn't free."

"So how come you look so handsome, and how come you look so uncomfortable about it?"

"You know what I realised trying to understand people? Don't try to understand them."

"You're not needed. You never were."

"My father is an unreliable, morally ambiguous, charming drunk."

"You live on death. Death lives in you."

"I hate my father. He has never loved me."

"You did this? Had me arrested and dragged down here like a common criminal?"

"Just hear him out! He's not wrong about everything!"

"I think we need to go skinny dipping."

"There are no questions in the world. A question is just a statement that tells me what you're really thinking."

"Everything's different, but nothing's changed."

"You are the most stubborn creature on this earth!"

"He didn't have to die. I wanted him to die."

"You do recall being told not to do what you just did?"

"I like you, but one thing you are not is a nice guy. Not even a little."

"This is not even remotely my problem."