Jake ==> Explore Film Selection
Well things were looking dull for boy english and that was a thing he could simply not stand to bare. It was right around high noon when the chestnut haired desperado moseyed on down the staircase and into the underclass dormitory hall for a second time. He'd already made himself a couple of interesting chums from his lower classes and he figured it was right around that time when he got to tying himself down in the younger community as a name to be reckoned with. But first, he would have to see how good the selection of movies was down in their lounge.
With jakes height it was easy enough for him to blend in amongst the younger years attending and he slipped over to the case entirely like a ghost, undetectable to the naked eye. He thought he was far too clever for being shorter than average in this moment, even though he knew he would come to regret his height in years to come. Things usually ran that way.
His trek was half complete. Jake came to a stop in front of a wobbly white bookshelf labeled in bold old english microsoft word font "Underclassmen Approved Films". This of course was code for everything the upperclassmen didn't want to watch and had tossed down the steps in an attempt to discard the films forever.
There was an arrangement of dvds and vhs tapes, with the two largest sections of films consisting of educational documentaries and chick flicks. Jake was no more horrified than anyone might be if they saw a videotape of their own murder being played out in front of them, and began to mumble to himself. " These poor bastards- how can this happen to them? What ghastly things did they do in their past lives to deserve this hell?"