#arachnotext

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Yeah, I'm pretty pleased with that.

Hopefully my plants like it, too.

[sweetandvenomous]

If you want art stuff from me that's updated a lot more often because it's easier and more reliable than tumblr:

My Instagram name is jackrabbitheart.

[rosemaryramblings]

I'm just excited they used my sign again this year. Looks good!

[rosemaryramblings]

Perks of my job include trying to say "dog vomit fungus" with a straight face, watching the customer look deeply skeptical and Google the phrase, then go "oh, uh... yeah, that's it."

[rosemaryramblings]

"It's like spring!"

Nursery employees whisper in reverent, horrified voices.

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Mystery African Violet is not only blooming (I think it's pink!), it appears to have made a pup? Is that a thing they do??

[rosemaryramblings]

Me chatting with the fruit trees I’ve been fixing up:

“Allll riiiiiight, pushing out some buds, very nice, I’ll be keeping an eye on that though, we’re not going for production here. Is that new limb growth I see? Verrrry nice. Hold on, it that a limb bud starting on older, stronger growth? Extra points for you, you’re gonna go far, kid!

...Milford, you just keep doing whatever the hell it is you’re doing. Shine on, you crazy diamond.”

[rosemaryramblings]

A customer today, an engineer, told me he had attached a motor and solar sensor to one of those wheeled pot caddies, essentially making a sun-seeking plant robot. I cannot make this shit up.