What I like about them : He’sso COOL ! and fun. And interesting. And he’s the only one Iknow who still wears suspenders. And he looks like dealing withALIENS is natural for him. He’s awesome. (and he killed a demon byhimself. That takes… I don’t know. But it does.)
What I dislike about them : John Barrowman is quite good of an actor, but… sometimes, he has strange facial expressions. And is a bit hammy. But maybe that’s partly what makes the character fun.
Favourite moment : Jack Harkness is awesome in each and every scene, and looks awesome all the time, clothed or naked. But let’s be honest, his most wonderful scene, the one that defines the while character, is him crashing a tractor through a wall to save his employees. The definition of « crazy awesome ».
Least favourite moment : this one almost went in « favourite moment », but it hurts my feels too much. But that scene in Children of Earth, when he realizes that his cockyness is going to get Ianto killed, and suddenly, he’s pleading and begging for his lover’s life. It’s heartbreaking, but John Barrowman’s performance really sells it.
A situation with this character that I want to see explored more : WHERE IS HE FROM AND WHY IS HE IMMORTAL AND WHERE IS HE GOING AND EVERYTHING !!!!
An interesting AU for this character : give him a ship. A real ship. Make him the Other Captain Jack. Imagine him, dressed in a largely open shirt with frills, wearing weird pants, a badass longcoat with belts, wielding a sword, and proudly displaying the most awesome and gaudy hat. Make all the others his crew, name the ship something ridicule (like « Torchwood »), and push them towards the setting sun !
A crossover : I want to see him meet Shelock Holmes. I don’t even really have a reason, I just want them to meet. I want Sherlock trying to sherlock-scan him, and missing totally because that’s impossible ! People just don’t come from the future. And then Jack just smiles his Harkness-smile and tells him that once you’ve eliminated every other possibility, the one left is the right one, however impossible it is. Cue brainfreeze.
OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship) : of course my OTP for him is Ianto. They are perfect for each other. They are adorable. And fluffy. And adorably flustered once surprised in action. And aaaaaaaaaah just hold me. And plz bring Ianto back to life thank you.
Other ships? The TARDIS Maybe Jack x The Doctor, if they have cute interactions, but I haven’t seen Dr Who enough to judge. And with John Hart, but that’s mainly for fun.
BROTP : with all the others. Of course Gwen looks the closest to him in the series because it kinda focuses on her, but he’s everyone’s bro. Or mommy. Or both. Bromy.
NOTP : romantically, with the others. They just…don’t click. And with no other character / villain / whatever. It’s just… nope.
An assortment of headcanons!- Ianto is the only one allowed to wear The Coat. At first, he wasn’t really, but when you’re lying naked on your boss’ desk and complaining of the cold, the only options he has is either to tell you to get dressed (and he would be miffed of being deprived of that sight) or lend you something to keep you warm. The coat makes an acceptable blanket, and Jack can still enjoy the scenery if he gets under the coat with him.- Jack looks tough in front of everyone in Torchwood, the cops, people from his own time, the Doctor, etc…. But he panics as soon as Ianto gets a papercut and fusses over him. Ianto assures him each time that he’s not dying and everything he’s find, Jack isn’t satisfied until the cut is disinfected and bandaged, and Ianto is comfortably seated with a cup of coffee and a puring captain.- his favourite color is dark blue. Stars are optionnal.- his favourite undies are no undies. He’s very audacious- he loves ananas on his pizza. The monster. Ianto refuses to share his pizza. No ananas for him. No, sir.- he loves to sleep in the nude. Of course he does. Only in winter does he wear something, mostly one of Ianto’s shirts, because he’s kinda sappy like that, and he doesn’t really own t-shirts anyway.
0. But, how did they meet ? In a very silly way. Andrei was coming home one night, when he saw that strange, blond boy sleeping on a bench in a run-down part of the town. He wasn’t used to bring unknown people home, you never know who you can meet and what they can do to you. But that boy looked harmless, and who knows what can happen to harmless people in those weird places…? So he brought the boy back home. And the boy promptly screamed bloody murder and kidnapping, tried to hurt him with a tennis racquet, then fell asleep on the couch. Nice for a first meeting.
1. Who made the first move / who kissed who first ? Jirou, because Andrei is very, very limited in the way of expressing feelings, due to… less than fortunate experiments. So little sheep has to take the lead and kiss the nice, emotionnally stunted dhampyr.
2. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first ? Since Andrei lives with two of his brothers, and the other two are spending an extraordinary amount of time with him, AND since they are the ones who pushed him to go and talk to Jirou, they are, of course, aware of the relationship. Before Andrei himself is, even.
3. What do their family/friends think of their relationship ?
Andrei’s brothers are all very happy for him. He found someone who’s NICE with him and doesn’t tell him that feelings are for wusses and sissies ! That’s so good ! Of course, Jirou is a little… weird, but who isn’t ? And he’s nice and fun to be around, and comes with a lot of weird (and sometimes seductive, according to Vitali) friends, so it’s good. And Andrei looks so much happier with them.Jirou’s parents sometimes wonder what can bring an older fashion designer with a young tennis player like their son. It rang their pedophile alert at first, but they realized that Andrei is a charming, polite young man who’d never dream of hurting Jirou, or even doing anything remotely undelicate. After a while, they started trusting him and his intentions, and welcomed him into their home.At first, Jirou’s teammates are a bit… wary. That man isn’t the usual tennis fan who follows one of them around, he’s cold, aloof, and older than Jirou. And still, he’s there, with his weird brothers. They don’t think much of it, electing only to keep an eye on him (and, in Atobe’s case, on that brother in a frilly dress). But Jirou seems very happy with him, and he’s very nice with their little sheep, so they don’t burn him at the stake, and welcome him in their weird little family.
4. Which couple/family are they closest to ?
It’s hard to say. Of course, Andrei’s brothers are very close from them, because they are a tight-knit family. But Hyotei’s tennis team is very close too, almost like a family. It’ll probably be the couple formed by a brother AND a captain of the team, aka Vitali and Atobe, the perfect drama couple.
5. When do they move together ? Where and how ? It takes a moment, because Jirou is still a minor, and his parents may be lenient about the relationship between them, but not to the point of letting them moving together. It’s only after Hyotei’s team leave for one year to train abroad, when they finally come back and Jirou is of legal age, that he moves his collection of mangas and pillows into Andrei’s appartment. Since Vitali moves in with Atobe, it means they get enough space for themselves.
6. Who proposes and how ? Andrei. It’s very low-key because he’s still kinda emotionnally stunted, but he bought a pretty bracelet for Jirou (it’s more practical than a ring and he doesn’t risk strangling himself in his sleep). He asks Agil to prepare a nice, romantic meal, even lights up candles even if fire and dhampyrs aren’t the best of friends, and proposes during the dessert. Jirou almost sends all the dishes on the floor in his hast to tackle him.
7. Where do they go on their honeymoon ? Probably not very far. They’ll leave for a max of a week, and travel all around. They’ll have weird schedules, because Jirou will doze off almost everywhere, and Andrei won’t resist sitting to draw the idea that just popped into his mind.
Let’s talk about sex~
8. Who initiates sex more often ? Jirou. But who could blame him when he has a cute boyfriend / husband who wears those tight, stylish clothes that just BEG to be taken off ?
9. Who has the biggest kink (and what is it) ? Probably Andrei, but only to the extent of nice, smart clothes. Give him a well-dressed Jirou, and he’ll pounce on him. Without creasing or ripping the clothes, of course. He has his dignity.
10. What kink/kinks turn(s) one (or both) of them off ? Lots of things. They aren’t really kinky people, and risking being caught in the locker room is the most adventurous thing they"ll do in their life.
11. What’s the craziest place they’d have sex ? Hyotei’s locker room. Normally, Andrei doesn’t really enjoy sex in weird, non-usual places. But he dropped by to pick up Jirou after his training, and Jirou was just out of the shower with juuust a towel around his waist, and they were alone, and well…
12. Who is more aggressive in bed ? Do not trust the cute little sleepy sheep. He’s not the same in bed. Not to say that he turns into a monster or a beast, of course. But he certainly gets bolder when he has a little redhead vampire at hand. But since Andrei isn’t forward at all, Jirou wins by default.
13. How does the other person react when their partner wears something special (boots, lingerie, etc.) ? Jirou giggles. Andrei knows him well enough now to know that it’s not a mocking giggle, it’s an excited one. Andrei gets all red. But ALL red. Everywhere. And he gets that big, dopey, not-at-all-Andrei-like smile.
14. Lights on or off ? Probably both. You don’t want to waste Jirou’s pretty smile, do you ?
Quirks and habits
15. What are their quirks while sleeping ? Jirou suffers either from a weird kind of willing narcolepsia, or chronic fatigue syndrome. He needs something like 12 to 15 hours of sleep per day, and always takes naps everywhere. He can fall asleep anywhere, and sleep peacefully no matter what’s happening around him. Andrei is a restless sleeper, and tends to move a lot. You can get him motionless by weighting on him. Like, with a tennis player and a few cats.
16. Who is the morning person/night person ? Andrei is the Very Morning person. He doesn’t suffer from insomnia per se, but gets only few hours of sleep per night. Maybe it’s the coffee powering him through the day that screw with his schedule. He’s up at the crack of dawn, a cup already in hand, ready to start working. He goes to bed quite early, but he likes to read or doodle before going to sleep.Jirou is neither. He loves to sleep in, dozes off during the day, naps anytime, and loves nothing more than going early to bed to enjoy the comfortable feeling of nice, clean sheets. Since he doesn’t show any other sign of lack of sleep or narcolepsia, everyone just… lets him sleep everywhere.
17. Who wakes the other one up with kisses ? And who brings breakfast to bed ? You could kiss him for hours, Jirou won’t wake up until he wants to wake up (or until he’s hungry). And Andrei is up way before him, because work doesn’t wait. As for breakfast, Jirou often brings something to eat to Andrei in his office, because Andrei probably forgot to eat again and is on the brink of passing out on his drawing table.
18. Who is the romantic one (Valentine’s Day or other) ? He may not look like it, but Andrei has a romantic bone in his body, probably by Vitali’s influence rubbing on him. He’s not the most romantic one, but he’ll have little attentions : little presents here and there, checking Jirou’s stuff to see if something needs to be mended, and the most important one, choosing him over his work.
19. Who would lead in ballroom dancing ? Jirou, because Andrei can’t dance. Jirou got lessons at Atobe’s estate, because Atobe wants everyone in his team to learn how to slow dance. That way, they won’t shame him by moving like frogs or potatoes in the event of a formal dance at school or for a victory.
20. Who drinks all of the coffee ? Jirou. It doesn’t do anything about his sleeping schedule. Andrei tries to abstain from coffee because it makes his hands shake, and you don’t want shaking hands when you draw, oh no !
21. Who is the one who would pay for dates ? At first, Andrei, because he’s the one who works and gets the money, and he likes to use a bit of it for Jirou (but not too much, because he still thinks about his nest egg and how much he needs to save and whatnot). But once Jirou starts working too, and earns his life quite well, oooh boy. He’s back with a vengeance, and decides to absolutly /spoil/ Andrei, because Andrei hasn’t been spoilt for YEARS. Restaurants, amusement parks, movies… He pays for everything for a while. After a while, they decide to share the costs equally. They get a common bank account, and just pay for dates with that money.
22. Who takes over the beauty/style department ? There’s a stylist in the house, and he’s going to dress you correctly, dammit ! Even tennis uniforms will be perfectly tailored ! For the hair, on the other hand… it’s a lost fight.
23. What would they get each other for gifts ? Andrei would get Jirou top-of-the-line tennis equipment. Of course, he doesn’t know anything about tennis, so he has to drag Jirou with him and ask him what exactly is top-of-the-line. Besides that, he bought lots of comfortable pillows and scattered them through the house. Jirou buys Andrei lots of drawing implements, pens, nice papers, books on clothes even if they are for beginners, and fabric. Lots and lots of fabric.
24. Who cusses more ? No one does, they are perfect, polite young men who… Oh, who are we kidding ? Andrei swears like a sailor when he messes a drawing, and Jirou when he feels like it. It’s always a surprise to hear such cuties have such a language.
25. Who is more tech-savvy ? Jirou. He’s the one who gets all the new gadgets and techno guizmos (one may wonder how), and can work almost everything. Except in the kitchen, where Agil is the one who’s more savvy (and with mechanical pencils. Jirou maintains that it’s not technology. Andrei reminds him periodically that they are *mechanical* pencils).
26. Who remembers things ? And who forgets the birthdays and anniversaries (and has to be forgiven) ? Andrei does remember a lot of things, mainly because he writes them on post-it notes and scatters them through the flat. Some times, his drawing table is surrounded by a halo of yellow and pink slips of paper. Jirou is more forgetful, but he remembers the important things.
27. Who is the bigger cuddler ? It’s a tight contest between Jirou and the cats. And sometimes, they all cuddle in a pile on top of Andrei. Andrei just endures it.
28. Nicknames for each other ? Andrei is well-mannered and only calls Jirou by his given name. Not very demonstrative. Jirou does too, drawling the “an” and the “i”, like that : “AAAANNDREIIIIIIII !!!!”.
29. Who kills the bugs ? The cats, mostly. Andrei just chases them with an upset gesture. Jirou doesn’t care.
30. Who initiates duets ? No one. Luckily. Or the cats start running away.
31. What do they do to cheer each other up ? Jirou is a cuddler. When Andrei feels bad (which happens more often that one may think due to his work), Jirou just walks to him, wraps his arms and legs around him, and cuddle him like some kind of narcoleptic koala until it gets better. Sometimes, it can take hours, but Jirou is patient (and fast asleep).Andrei is not very talented with feelings and the like. Even his own brother, he doesn’t really know what to do to cheer him up. So a cute, sensitive little sheep ? Even harder. He does what he can, bringing him chocolate, a blanket, a cat, what he can think of. It takes him a few tries before he even thinks of a hug. It works way better like that.
Daily life
32. Who decorates the apartment ? what is that “decorate” thing ? Okay seriously, Andrei DOES have a few personal things. Family pictures and his favourite drawings. Nicolaï and Vitali decorated too, with their favourite things. It’s an intersting mix of austerity, gothic and colorful fantasy. When he joins, Jirou adds his own pictures and posters to the mix. Now it’s a mess, but a comfortable, welcoming mess.
33. Who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch ? And who has sole posession of the T.V. remote ? Jirou does both, if they are alone, and this, even if he’ll fall asleep during it. If the brothers are there too, then Jirou will have to fight (read : use puppy eyes) on Nicolaï to get it. Vitali mostly follows with whatever they want to watch.
34. Who does what chores ? They have someone (Agil) who prepares their meals), and take turns doing the dishes. Nicolaï gets to sweep because he’s the one with the easiest job. The laundry is Andrei’s job, because no one is allowed to take care of his clothes. Only he knows how ! And after a few mishaps, they get their groceries delivered, because it’s way easier than going there and trying to find what they really want because of course, they forgot the list (and then Jirou falls asleep in the cart anyway).
35. Who makes the bed in the mornings ? Let’s be honest : there’s a narcoleptic and four cats in this flat. There’s no way the bed that Andrei makes in the morning stays made for more than two minutes. Now, he doesn’t even bother anymore.
36. Who starts getting into holidays way before they should ? Jirou. Holidays are fun and occasions to go and play and have fun and see people ! Not to lock yourself in your office (a feat because the thing doesn’t even have a door) and work ! But he knows Andrei is the stubbornest dhampyr to ever dhampyr. So he starts very early so, by the time the holiday rolls around, everyone will totally be in the spirit.
37. Who initiates the couple selfies ? Jirou. He loves grabbing his adorable dhampyr, and smush himself against him to take a selfie where, 90% of the time, Andrei will look like an angry dragon just awoken from his nap. Sometimes, Jirou even pulls on Andrei’s mouth corners to make him smile, or tickle him.
38. Who always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping ? Both, because a snack after work or a nap is the best ! And of course, pocky. Jirou loves pocky, and absolutly loves eating them with Andrei, because it means a kiss too !
39. Who asks to keep the abandoned kitten/puppy they find in the rain ? Andrei may give the impression he’s heartless, but he can’t help but bring home everything he finds in the rain : kittens, puppies, tennis players…
40. So how many pets, and who rememebers to feed them ? Five nice, lovely, adorable cats. They all take turns feeding them, meaning that sometimes, the cats get fed twice or more. Now they have a signal. Meaning the one who feeds the cats yells something. More often that not, it’s something like “UNLEASH THE BEASTS” (Nicolaï especially loves screaming it very, very loudly).
41. Who gets babied when they’re sick ? Mostly, Jirou, but that’s because he stays still enough to be babied. Andrei brings him home-cooked food (not cooked in their home), checks on him regularly, even reads him bedtime stories. Jirou is a compliant patient, and lets himself be taken care of. On the opposite, Andrei refuses to acknowledge that he’s sick, and has to be carried to bed, then stuck in it by something heavy, like a big cat or a boyfriend. And to be looked after, because he’ll escape at the slightest opportunity. Once immobilized, he can be taken care off… by his brothers, because Jirou will fall asleep on him.
42. Who comes home drunk at 3am ? Jirou. To be fair, it’s very rare. After all, a tennisman has to have the best life hygiene and everything, right ? Only when his team won a big tournament does he indulge into alcohol, champagne most of the time. For all his love of warm vine, Andrei never gets drunk.
43. What do they do when they’re away from each other ? Jirou plays tennis or sleep. Sometimes, he spends time with his teammates, especially when Atobe has his evening parties (the great Atobe-sama doesn’t have something as peasantly as “sleepovers”), or just has fun with them altogether because, as much as he and Andrei love each other, Andrei still has to work, and it’s not that fun to be around. That’s why Andrei gets as much work done as he can when Jirou is at school / practice / Atobe’s estate, so he still has some time to spend with him during his awake moments.
44. What are they afraid of ? Andrei will never admit it, not in a million years, but he’s afraid of Jirou finally having enough of him and leaving. Because he may growl and groan, but Jirou changed his life for the better, and he’s not sure he wants to go back to what it was before.Jirou says he’s afraid of breaking something of Andrei’s and getting scolded for it. He doesn’t say that his biggest fear is that this something is Andrei’s heart. Andrei is older and wiser than him, and he’s afraid to mess up and lose him.
45. How often do they fight ? At the start, a lot. They even fought when they met, but Andrei was adamant about getting Jirou to understand that it’s FUCKING DANGEROUS to fall asleep in the middle of nowhere. Then, they needed to get used to the other, since they *are* total opposites. Now, they make an effort to at least calm down before talking about the problem, unless they start yelling at each other and slamming doors. Sometimes, it involves finding separate places to sit down with a cat until they are calm enough to discuss.
46. What would they do if the other one was hurt ? Jirou would cuddle the fuck out of Andrei. Like, he wouldn’t get a second of respite (except maybe for a few minutes because he needs it). Jirou would look after him, take care of him, even fighting sleep as much as he can to be sure he’d be available when Andrei needs him.Andrei too would take care of Jirou if he was to be hurt, with less cuddles and hugs, but no less affection. But if someone was responsible, if someone dared to hurt him…. Oh, even the skies couldn’t protect them from the fury of the small dhampyr. He will teach them a lesson, and teach it so well that they probably won’t come near a redhead ever again.
And once they have kids…
47. How many kids ? No kids. It’s a heavy responsibility, one that they can’t endorse, as a semi-famous, narcoleptic tennis player and a workaholic fashion designer. They borrow other people’s children and play the “uncle Jirou” and “uncle Andrei” part to perfection.
48. Who is the stricter parent ? Andrei would be. He’s strict everyday, in everything. And Jirou is cute and fluffy, and would totally adopt Atobe’s behavior towards him. Which is, spoil him in every way he could find. But with Andrei, no chance. He wouldn’t let anything pass.
49. Who stays up late helping with homework ? Andrei, because he’s used to stay up late anyway. Of course, it’s hard to leave work aside to take care of it, but he makes an effort. It’s for a child’s greater good, after all ! Beside, Jirou is probably asleep already. And Andrei just doesn’t Wake him up.
50. Who likes to take the family out and for what ? TENNIS ! Jirou takes everyone out for tennis matches, and tennis tournaments, and tennis meetings… If only Andrei had a word to say about that, they would probably only go out for this. Luckily, children are quick to inform them that they want to go out for movies, amusement parks, or just to play. Agil is happy to take them for a few hours to run in the park, Simon teaches them photography… They get a lot of help, and a lot of different experiments.
What I like about them : HELLO YOU ADORABLE LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE SLASH CUTE LITTLE SHEEP SLASH KILLING MEAN TENNIS MACHINE !! No seriously, one minute he's the cute comic relief sleeping on the side of the field, and the next, he's devastating anyone bold enough to face him. (and next next minute, he's sleeping again)
What I dislike about them : is there really anything to dislike about Jirou ? Maybe that he's too much used as a comic relief, but beside that....
Favourite moment : Yes, Jirou, please scare everyone by grinning like a loon while sleeping. It won't make you look like a maniac killer.
Least favourite moment : ..... I don't know~
A situation with this character that I want to see explored more : how did you join Hyotei ? How did you convince Atobe that you were the man of the situation even when you sleep 90% of the time ? How did you become Atobe's favourite and let him let you nap in the locker room ? SO MANY QUESTIONS !
An interesting AU for this character : AU dragon, says the Puppy Muse. And yes. Imagine Jirou as a dragon. With wings, a tail, horn, scales, acting like a realy dragon. It's perfect. He gets to sleep all day long, to hoard all kinds of nice things (for him, it's pocky boxes), and to scare everyone and have fun with the shepherds and everything. He has nice wings, and you're MAJESTIC !!! Of course, sometimes, knights come to him to try and slay him, because of stupid things like protecting sheeps, kingdoms and princesses. Not that he kidnaps princesses, of course, but knights tend to be a bit... hard-headed. And to abandon once they can't meet the dragon because it's sleeping in a cavern and doesn't even bother with them. Just... dragon Jirou.
A crossover : with Fire Emblem. Ooooh boy. Can you imagine Sire Jirou, skilled myrmidon, liege of Lord Atobe of Hyotei, following his master on his croisade against Yukimura of Rikkai-Dai ? He would sleep so much, it would actually put Forde to shame. He sleeps all the time : on his horse, under trees, in his tent, even during battles... Some people and the tactician wonder why Atobe keeps him by his side, and why he gets into terrific tantrums as soon as you try to mention that, maybe, it would be an idea to keep the man on the sidelines, or maybe leave him with the healers, to protect them, right ? But no, Atobe doesn't want to hear the first word about it. And with reason. Jirou may snooze all the time, but get him awake, and he's a tornado on the battlefield, slaughtering everyone in his path. And then promptly fall back asleep on the nearest unit (knight Hiyoshi, who brings him back to the camp).
OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship) : /with Andrei/ It's hard to decide. Jirou x Atobe is adorable, with Atobe spoiling Jirou more than anyone else, and Jirou acting as his morality chain, and helping him discover all the little joys in life that Atobe didn't even know (or classifies as "peasant fun").
Other ships? with the entirety of Hyotei, of course, with various results. But I'm not sure it would really work. Or with MARUI-SAAAAAAN because those two are absolutly, sickenly adorable.
BROTP : WITH THE ENTIRETY OF HYOTEI ! Once you go through everything they've been through together, you're officially best friends forever and the rest.
NOTP : I don't know~ Probably with all those characters he doesn't really have any interactions with ?
An assortment of headcanons!- he doesn't play video games, but he likes watching people play. Or sleeping in a room where people play. He can actually follow what happens on the screen and give a play-by-play of it later.- always trying to pocky-kiss Atobe. Atobe stays clear of any chocolate because it could give him spots (it works wonders with Marui)- let's be honest, he'd sell the whole team for one corn chip.- he has the most amazing fluffy sheep pillow on his bed. Present from Atobe who can't absolutly refuse him anything.- he's the only one allowed to steal Hiyoshi's glasses
What I like about them : eerrrr.... hm..... Mushroom head ? :D Well okay, he’s fun, in an ensemble. Like, in Hyotei’s team. It’s always good to have a comically serious one in the tea, and he has a nice sense of humor. Oh, and he’s a TOTAL DORK !!!!
What I dislike about them : Maybe he’s too serious ? Maybe it’s the hair ? I don’t know. He just didn’t click with me.
Favourite moment : unless he does walk all over Akaya, I don’t want to hear it.
Least favourite moment : each time he was too serious ?
A situation with this character that I want to see explored more : everything that has to do with his family. I’m curious ! I want to know everything !
An interesting AU for this character : due to a typo I always make, Bleach AU : Hiyoshi is the so-done-with-that vice-captain of the Twelfth who becomes hollowified by Aizen, and is forced to share his life with a bunch of idiots, including a troll with large teeth. Which, you know, doesn’t really change from his usual life. Except that he now has a sword (and wears red sweatpants).
A crossover : with Hana Kimi ! That way, he can become friends with Kayashima and go with him to hunt OVNIs and aliens and ghosts !
OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship) : you With Akaya ! Because the two future captains are adorable together, and Hiyoshi can (try and) reign his boyfriend’s crazy tendencies and agressivity ! CUTE !
Other ships? With Atobe, because I’m sure he can make him mad at will ! And with Choutarou, even if poor Shishido is deprived of his lovely boyfriend. And with the other future captains, even if I’m not sure that Kaidou x Shishido would really go very far....
BROTP : the four future captains are friends for ever and love each other very much ! As long as they aren’t trying to beat each other, at tennis or otherwise.
NOTP : Yuushi. Hands off the mushroom nerd, you pervert !
An assortment of headcanons! - once, Hiyoshi made the mistake of letting his teammates come to pick his new glasses. Atobe criticized everything, and Gakuto and Jirou tried on every pair (before Jirou fell asleep in the middle of the shop). There’s a pic of Hiyoshi with pink plastic glasses with butterflies on them in Atobe’s phone. Atobe sometimes pulls it up when he wants Hiyoshi to obey.- his favourite hot drink is a nice, black coffee, with just one sugar. He doesn’t like when his drink is too complicated, but black coffee is just too bitter.- he sometimes thinks of growing out his hair, but since he already thinks that glasses are too high-maintenance, he doesn’t even want to know how annoying long hair can be (Shishido agrees).- he likes horror and mystery movies, and his favourite is Mirrors. But NOT THE REMAKE !!- his phone background is the famous pic of an OVNI written “I want to believe”. In the phone, Atobe is “capitain”, and Akaya is “Rikkai’s Devil”.- he sleeps in very pretty Hyotei-blue button-up pajamas.
Fourzeee!! Ok I only saw 3 Kamen Rider series but Fourze is my fav so far ♥
Fourze is amazing! I love how it’s light and funny but also has reaaallyy dark undertones to it. I love all the characters (though Ryusei was a 110% jerk in the beginning).
I’ve watched 4 and I’m on my 5th (Wizard). My personal number 1 favorite is Kamen Rider OOO. But Fourze and W come super close after that! They’re all just really well-done series! What are the ones you’ve watched?
Warning : cute little tennisman and living-vampire OC under the cut !
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
makes the bed in the mornings : no one, because if Jirou doesn’t stay in bed or jumps on it at all hours of the day for a nap (when he’s not sprawled on the couch, the floor or wherever), the cats decide to invade it and unmake it by playing and fighting anyway. Andrei doesn’t bother anymore.
has sole posession of the T.V. remote : Jirou, because he’s the closest to the TV most of the time. Nicolaï doesn’t care about what he’s watching as long as it’s fun and won’t try to take the remote. But Andrei is the Ultimate Authority. Especially on the volume, because he’s working, so can you...? Jirou always can.
is the bigger cuddler : Jirou, Jirou, Jirou. Andrei is quite introvert, and not very used to show whatever it is he’s feeling, be it joy, sadness, love... Jirou knows, and he isn’t hurt when his dhampyr looks cold. He just has to compensate by cuddling him twice as hard whenever he can. Including when Andrei is (almost done) working. He just pushes him away from his table and sits on his lap for a good cuddle.
does the laundry : Andrei. He knows everything about their clothes, since he made most of them anyway, and he knows exactly how to wash them to keep the in perfect shape.
mows the lawn : there’s no lawn. Andrei has some plants on the windowsills, but he forgets to water them, and Jirou has to do it for him. Or Nicolaï, sometimes.
shops for groceries : Agil did it for Andrei before, because Andrei is adorably clueless when it comes to food, meal plans and everything, so Agil took up all the cooking department and brought him food and complete meals. Now that Jirou is there, he steals Andrei from his work once a week, drags him to the shop, and shows him how to choose groceries, how to get the best deals and everything.
comes home drunk at 3am : none, they don’t really drink. When they go out, they take care of staying more or less sober.
makes breakfast : Andrei, because he’s the one who wakes up first. He makes cold things, except hot chocolate, because Jirou can stay very late in bed, so he still has something edible to eat when he wakes up. And it needs to be put away safely, because the cats will go everywhere to steal food.
remembers to feed the fish : Andrei doesn’t have fishes, but cats. Lately, seven cats. Jirou is the one who feeds them, because he’s often playing with them anyway, so he takes care of them. Andrei feeds them when he has a bit of free time and Jirou hasn’t done it already.
decorates the apartment : Andrei’s apartment was already decorated when Jirou moved in. It didn’t stop him from moving things around (Andrei hates that), adding a few posters, and putting pics of Hyotei’s team everywhere. Andrei put things back in their place, of course, but didn’t touch the pictures. He finds them very cute.
initiates duets : Jirou. He loves it, especially with Hyotei’s chant. Andrei tries to follow, but he’s not really good at it. But he does it none-the-less, because it makes Jirou laugh, and he love his laugh.
falls asleep first : Jirou again. But that’s because he always falls alsleep. Most of the time, he does it when they are watching TV, or playing with the cats, or whatever, and Andrei has to take him to bed and tuck him in.
