Big Girls Don’t Cry by Fergie is blasting. Gordon is struggling. It is a wonderful, ideal sight to see. It’s absolutely HILAROUS.

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Big Girls Don’t Cry by Fergie is blasting. Gordon is struggling. It is a wonderful, ideal sight to see. It’s absolutely HILAROUS.
HELLO ROCKSTAR(honourary) WANNA HIT US WITH THE PRONOUNS
They/Them!
And I must say I ADORE the implications of rockstar (derogatory).
Woo hell yeah shapeshifters rise up!! - 🔬
look im human
Nye? self-shipping with Gordos Feetman? It's more likely than you'd think. -🍳🥓
I’m not self-shipping. I just admire Gordon Freeman. Platonically. Slash P. You know?
Nye inserts a quarter, and the game boots up.
Gordon. IfYou’reASelf-AwareVideoGameCharacterSayWhat!
Wh-
What?
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Yay! Gordon and Benry epic roomate moments?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Benrey vanishes from the cabinet screen. Nye waits a moment before pulling out the USB, rushing it over to Half-Life. It’s baffling they’ve managed to get away with this with the arcade open. They aren’t very - how do I say this? - careful.
Okay okay okay okay okay okay-
... Does this mean Gordon can also talk to me
Ah. I see...
Just... checking up on you.
hello bitchard dickson the 14th
where did you learn my legal name
POLYBIUS SAVIOR TIME
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GOOD CHOICE!
gor don half life
Okay okay okay okay... Hop into the stick, my friend! Let’s get to it!