#incorrectmarvelquotes

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Tony: [on the phone] Where are you?

Peter: [also on the phone] I’m waiting for the subway

Tony: Well hurry up

Peter: [panicking] I don’t know how to wait any faster???

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Stony Incorrect Quote - 34/?

Tony: I bought new glasses. Steve: They look good. Tony: They make me look smart. Steve: You are smart. Tony: They also make me look… studious. Steve: … Tony: Steve: Tony: You’re thinking things. Steve: I’m not. Tony: Your pupils dilated. Steve: STOP MONITORING MY EYES.

[trvlystxrk]

*out grocery shopping*

Peter: *takes a free sample twice*

Peter: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

[marvelflame2010]

Y/n jokingly: Don't go falling in love with me

Bucky: Yeah, that's not a problem

*A few days later*

Bucky: *yelling as he runs to Steve's room* STEVE, I HAVE A PROBLEM

[rbsstuff]

Thor: Talk dirty to me~

Loki: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Thor: Wha-

Loki: The economy is in shambles.

[devotedlyunlikelyshark]

Gamora: Peter, I swear, you’re dead!

Peter Parker: *fear.*

Gamora: Not you.

[wheredostarsgowhenyoudie]

Peter: Okay, so the therapist said we should talk about what's on our minds. So here goes. Cheerios.

Bucky: Oreos.

Steve: Uhm...pancakes?

Tony: Shawarma.

Rhodey: Noodles.

Sam: (face palms)

[joylovesthings]

Phoenix: who the hell eat all of my food cuz whoever did is going to-

Bucky: I did sorry doll

Phoenix: is going to be forgiven do you need more food cuz I can buy more

Sam: now what the fuck

Hill: Steve he said a bad language word

Steve: ONE TIME IT WAS ONE TIME