My cats, staring at me with wide eyes: Mother, summon the ghost, we wish to continue our eternal hunt.
Me: What do you want, babies?
My cats, quivering with anticipation: The artifact, Mother. Bring it forth, for you are the only one who knows its invocation.
Me: is it… this? *turns on the laser pointer*
My cats, flying into a frenzy: GHOST BUG GHOST BUG EAT THE GHOST BUG












