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Yandere! Enchanted Armor is once again in my brain.

Imagine him so so gently breaking into your apartment when your boyfriend isn’t there (where has he been? You haven’t seen him in a week). He can’t speak. He’s forgotten how in all these centuries since he last had you.

Pulling your blanket away to reveal your cute, chubby, soft, so fucking soft, body. Easing your plush thighs apart to start to grind his cod piece between your legs, pretending he could actually enter you like this. When you wake up, he’ll hold your face as gently as cold metal can while covering your mouth with the other, rutting himself harder against the fabric covering your wettening core.

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fucking enchanted/possessed/otherwise sapient armor

wearing the armor

not wearing the armor

Voting ended onMay 24, 2025

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I had an epiphany….

Today, while browsing Facebook, I saw a comic about a couple of female RPG adventurers who are attacked by a shower of arrows… one has normal armor and the other has micro bikini armor, the first one takes critical damage and the second one practically no damage…

and I asked myself why it is like that…

and my conclusion…

A conspiracy between the Blacksmiths and the Wizards!!

I mean, at first the armor is full body for men and women, but as they improve two things happen…

in men it becomes more elaborate and ornate

and in women it becomes smaller until they reach the micro bikini armor…

my epiphany… the Blacksmiths and the Wizards reached a consensus to do this with the women's armor.

Possibly the high-ranking magic armors have to have some pieces that allow them to hold the support enchantments they have…

I think those specific pieces are the ornaments on the men's armor and the women's micro bikini armor…

Most likely these enchanted pieces have to be made with a more expensive/specific material, with a more arduous/careful process so that they serve as an anchor for the enchantments that the wizards will later put on them.

The conspiracy itself is that Blacksmiths and Wizards refuse to make high-level female full armor, but instead they make ones with the minimum of materials since it allows them to save a lot of money on materials and time and also allows them to see a woman practically naked all the time.

I mean, whoever decided this and also followed the tradition are some first-class perverts.

The best solution is for adventurous women to use it as the underwear they are and put a blouse and pants on top of it.

#I'm rambling.#RPG Fantasy #Micro Bikini Armor #Bikini Armor #Enchanted Armor #The conspiracy of the Blacksmiths and Wizards #This is the only explanation for the existence of micro bikini armor #Am I right or wrong?#Do we need more female blacksmiths?#Or are Micro Bikini Armors mandatory in the Blacksmiths and/or Wizards Association?#Are female full body enchanted armors illegal?#Or is it a tactic to stop women from being adventurers?#I mean they get to a point where when they need better armor they can only use bikini armor where they wear it or they retire #In the end I'm not sure what I wrote

“Can you dance, Sir Volmarek?” Kyria asked. Sir Volmarek tilted his helmeted head towards her.

“I suppose we shall find out,” he said and took her tiny hand in his much larger one as he spun her gently on the spot, “At any rate, I suggest you stand on my feet. To avoid me crushing yours,” he laughed.

I haven’t drawn these two in way too long, so it was about time I revisited them. Kyria and her stoic, but loyal guard, Sir Volmarek are heading off to the OC Winterball hosted by @faebelina in their shiniest outfits <3