#archangelmisha

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h, j, x

H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?

I mean, I’m already going there so I might as well solve some shit on the way down, right?

J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

Why the fuck would I use eternal youth if I can’t bang people? Maybe to play all games

shit, that’s actually something I’d consider, fuck now idk

X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?

Yes, smell, fuck smell, gimme eagle eyes and shit

Send me letters for stuff

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i mean. your dialogue is my favorite part. obviously. it's really good. it's funny and it makes me have a laughter and i like the interactions that occur. ur portrayal of characters is a good.

ok thank you but

“it's funny”

are you sure

'I don't trust you because you're the grandson of a basically immortal supervillain. I don't trust you because your mother drugged Bruce before sleeping with him. I don't trust you because you can turn back on us at any time, we don't know if you have anything implanted on your brain. And I don't trust you because you're a reckless kid who can get yourself killed at any moment and Bruce would fucking blame himself.' 

really sure?

'I believed in you, Ben,’ Rey used the last of her strength to speak. 'I really did.’

He held his lightsaber to her neck, the red light reflect on his helmet. 'It’s Kylo Ren,’ and he pushed it further, ending the life of Luke’s daughter, the first Skywalker that he would kill. But not the last.

These are just the recent ones too

What’s the most noticeable/noteworthy thing about my writing style?

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shrek/trashcan

I can block you

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

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ok i feel like ur the kind of nerd who thinks of a really bad pun while doing fucking nothing and just laughs about it for a second before going back to whatever shit. ur probably able to fall asleep as soon as you get in bed. u probably listen to music a lot and sing along under your breath a lil sometimes. ur maybe good at cooking. ur shoes are most likely black. u probably spend 3 seconds on average doing your hair in the morning. u canon have horrible taste in coffee. ur also canon cute.

don’t think so

I wish

u have no proof of nothing

I wish also, I’m not v bad tho, I’m learning

I have like one pair of shoes because I outgrew the others and stores are so far away and I don’t wanna go... it might be black

that is actually canon

fucking come at me, my taste in coffee is the best taste in coffee that coffee will ever taste like

No.

What are your headcanons about me?

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what is ur favorite kind of noodle

chicken nugget flavored chocolate

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when will u marry jo

I already did

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what is ur favorite flavour of soup

chocolate covered chicken nuggets

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y ur ass so noice

virgin sacrifices