#archer headcanons

[autisticheadcanonsdaily]

Sterling Archer from Archer is autistic, submitted by @spacephrasing!

[multi-level-shipper]

Haven't gotten around to drawing it, but for a while now I've had a random headcanon that Allison and Susie look veeeery similar, aka both conventionally pretty short haired blondes with a cheerful persona that are in the same ballpark as Ginger Rogers. One of the best implications of this is that when Susie and Allison switched, most people literally could not tell the difference. Some who paid more attention/were closer to Susie noticed the change, including Wally, who got very highkey pissed off at people who couldn't tell.

[novelelitist]

How about EMIYA (archer) being the first servant the Master summoned and teaching them, but then watching his Master slowly sacrifice their humanity through the Singularities to save the world? I love your content so much! Thank you!

Fate Stay Night/Archer by hunsay

Emiya’s Master following his Footsteps

Consider each breath you take, and each thought that passes through your head. At any given moment, seven billion people are the same as you–keeping their head down, concerned of how they’re going to take care of their loved ones. They obey the world’s orders as necessary, sacrificing their ability to make choices for comfort and stability.

Though there are people whose views oppose ours, rare is the occasion those people are truly evil. They see us as a force of darkness. We see them as the enemy. It is an ironic exchange of perspectives given that on an individual level we often have the same goals. What is “right” and “wrong” is up for debate.

While I do not regret the path I have chosen, I urge you to reconsider. Ask yourself: can you survive an eternity knowing that you are the reason a child will go hungry, or a widow will wait for the lover they don’t know is dead?

If you have any doubts, I would rather kill you than let you make this choice. But if you are ready to shoulder the planet’s blame, feel free to join me, Master. I cannot stop you.

[intelwon]

y’all ever hear the story of the grandma who holds on to her yearbook and every time she hears of someone from her class dying, she crosses out their picture because she wants to outlive all of them?

that’s Archer with other vampires

[intelwon]

friendly reminder that archer’s entire family was slaughtered by his maker save for his six year old daughter who was kept alive and groomed so that she could be turned at 18 and archer believed she was dead the entire time only to stare into the eyes of his daughter centuries later and giving her the true death to save her from the clutches of the man who brought them so much misery and pain yet can’t bring himself to end his own suffering

:)

[intelwon]

ARCHER HEADCANONS

Just a reminder that Archer’s unique vampire gift is that he can split himself into dopplegangers and the older he gets, the numbers he can create grow. and him being close to 3,000 years old.... that’s a LOT of Archers. While the strength and speed is split among the dopplegangers, over time, that’s also improved greatly. At this point, he can split himself 7 times before his strength begins to wane against other vampires. He rarely splits himself that far unless it’s necessary, though he’s split himself over 20 times as a scare tactic before. At most, there are 3 or so Archer’s running around to manage his business ventures.

[intelwon]

ARCHER HEADCANONS

He isn’t overly fond of other vampires. His past is riddled with tragedy and being held under the thumb of his maker for so long, meeting the lowest of the low vampires, he sees them as a plague. He has killed vampires who turn hoards of humans, vampires who torture/murder innocents, and seems to think it’s his job to do so. He will also feed only on humans who are murderers, rapists, pedophiles, any human who commits heinous crimes. If there are none around, he will either find a willing volunteer and only sample or swipe bags from a blood bank. He will try to justify his behavior and says he’s lowering the population of murderers by eventually being the only one left. 

While he isn’t fond of vampires, he actually finds werewolves incredibly interesting. At one point, one of his very closest friends was a werewolf. 

[intelwon]

ARCHER || HEADCANONS

Over the years, Archer had taken to languages and became fluent in almost all of them (because come on, when you’ve been around for 2,800 years, you tend to get bored and look for things to do). However, he tends to speak with a southern drawl. He finds that it makes people more comfortable around him because who doesn’t like a little bit of that Southern hospitality? He can speak in many dialects and such and can do so on demand, but defaults to a southern american accent.