Voltron as shit @bubble-tea-aesthetic and I have said
Shiro: I came here thinking there was an emergency but you’re just here being fucking gay
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Lance: We all knew you were going to hell so I’m confused as to why you’re in church in the first place
Keith: I’m only here for the Lama
Keith: and big daddy weave
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Pidge: What if we gave guys all our reproductive organs, right?
Pidge: It’s a win win situation we don’t get periods and guys can go fuck themselves
Allura: You’ve resurrected a conversation that was better off dead and yet now I’m intrigued
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Hunk: You’re sad? Is this related to previous statement or is there another reason for said dying?
Lance: I mean I’m in a constant state of dying but in this case yes it’s related to my current grievances
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Shiro: Qabbalah is centered on the penis of God-
Keith: Well damn guess I won’t ever measure up to anything in this life
Shiro: ... What is that supposed to mean in this context what are you not measuring up to
Shiro: Are you not measuring up to God’s dick is that what you’re saying
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Pidge: I’ve been making my way towards hell the moment I was born from a single reproductive organ
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Hunk: Dick = single reproductive organ = mother of a Lama = single reproductive organ gives birth to homosexual religious figure with four reproductive organs and worships the phallus of God = motherfucker
Hunk: #transitiveproperty!
Keith: That message made me feel levels of anger and hopelessness that I wasn’t aware a human was able of having
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Allura: Did you just say two reasons and proceed to give me three
Allura: Lol what a mood
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Shiro: I’m so salty I just told my fried egg to fuck off bc it kept sizzling does that answer any questions
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Keith: TFW you have no friends so you alternate between walking laps in the hall and hiding in the bathroom.
Keith: There’s another guy in my class also walking laps like I feel you
Keith: I keep running into the same people in the hall
Keith: Had to duck into my class to “get something” to avoid someone
Keith: I THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY BUT MY TEACHER WAS IN THE CORNER THE WHOLE TIME KMS
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Pidge: Can you write my program for me?
Hunk: Lol no
Pidge: Worthless
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Shiro: That woman has the eyes of a many bears grinder
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Lance: I pulled a muscle in my ass walking down the stairs
Keith: We both know you’re not pulling a muscle in your ass doing anything else
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Hunk: Hey it’s my twin
Hunk: He is life with no head and I am head with no life
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Pidge: Grow plants out of that bird’s ass
Lance: Can you not thanks
Pidge: You’re going to have to fight mw
Pidge: *me god fucking damn it when you try to fight someone and make a typo
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Pidge: You could probably kick ass with that ponytail
Allura: Unfortunately I’m still useless
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Shiro: We are equal bitches
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Hunk: I’m here making smiley tarts and meanwhile you’re making pentagrams on pizza okay
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Lance: OKAY so I just finished my midterm and I was bored so I was like oh let’s play that one game where it’s like you scribble random shapes and the other person has to make something out of it except with one person because I can’t talk to anyone obvs so I was like okay and so I drew a line on my paper except I was too lazy to keep drawing so I ended up just drawing a straight line like what do I turn this into so I turned it into a worm and then scribbled it out bc who tf draws worms during a midterm
Pidge: I love how this is a story you felt like you needed to share
Lance: It kind of resonates with who I am as a person
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Keith: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU
Lance: WELL SHIT MAN I’M NOT EXACTLY SMART
Lance: THE ONLY THING I’M GOOD AT IS DISAPPOINTING MYSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND ME
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Lance: The worm survived the wash
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Hunk: What even is number theory nt can go away I had to type it seven times bc of autocorrect which means it’s not real
Pidge: ... you good?
Hunk: I’m drowning my pizza in hot sauce do you THINK I’m good
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Shiro: You’re a fang
Shiro: Rawr XD
Keith: What the fuck was that
Shiro: you
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Allura, covering her pasta with cheese: It’s a four cheese pasta don’t judge
Hunk, disgusted: Four pasta cheese’s more like it
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Lance: Why drink Pepsi when they could run you over instead?
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Pidge, trying to vacuum up a spider: wHY ISN’T THIS WORKING
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Allura: READ IT BITCH
Keith: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU HOE
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Hunk: Sea salt chocolate is amazing???
Pidge: I’m salty enough, thank you
Hunk: Just have some more salt???
Pidge: If I wanted salt?? I would just go on Tumblr??
Hunk: oRgAniC sALt aiN’t oN tUmBLr
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Shiro: My friend just sent me a pic of a nipple belt
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Allura: I yelled “ARE YOU SWELL OVER THERE” and made my sister choke on water so that’s my mental state rn
That’s to you @bubble-tea-aesthetic! Happy birthday <3
