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Simon fucking you in the heat of the moment type deal and you not realizing how big he is but you take it anyways despite it being kinda uncomfy and not finishing but pretending to. And cuz it's all heat of the moment he doesn't realize bc he's kissing you and everything.
Bear with me,
Then for like two days you don't really sit down and when anyone notices you blame it on sleeping funny and that sitting would put you in the position you were in when you "slept funny" and its convincing enough that no one questions it much.
Then like a week later you're all out drinking and somehow smth about moments of sex you'd rather not experience again or smth idfk, and so you end up mentioning it, but not saying it was with him and maybe Johnny asks if you finished and you just silently take a drink, feeling the Lieutenant staring at you and you think he's mad bc you just admitted to faking.
But no, when he gets you alone he takes you into the bathroom and eats you out to make up for it and scolds you for not telling him and, "Next time I'll 'ave you begging f'me not to pull out."
