Title: A Pile of Hot Metal and Dirty Dishes
Artist: crankyfossil
Rating/Tags: Explicit/ Enemies to lovers, angst w/happy ending, MovieAU
Pairing: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood
Wordcount: Way too many
Summary: Hate each other, then they love
Author's Note: This fic was such a labour of love, It wasn't the one I planned on writing but I rewatched this movie and couldn't get the idea out of my head. This is my first ever chaptered fic so *pats self on back* good job me for finishing it. This is based off of one of my favourite movies 'No Reservations' If you've never seen it I recommend a watch it's such a good easy watch. Big thank you to my artist Jess not only for her incredible art but also for letting me have a couple meltdowns in dms over my writing.
I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I loved writing this ♥
This fic was created for the @malecdiscordserver Mini Bang 2023
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dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth
Title: I Don't Wanna Let This Go (Because You Feel Like Home)
Artist: Kai
Rating/Tags: Mature/Fake, pretend relationship, angst with a happy ending, fluff, UST, idiots in love.
Wordcount: 14,496
Summary:
With Alec due to officially become Head of the New York Institute pressure from his mother to find and marry a nice shadowhunter girl has never been higher. So to get Maryse off his back Alec and Magnus pretend to be in a relationship, what's the worst that could happen?
“So let me see if I understand this, your solution to get your overbearing mother off your back was to say that you, head of the New York institute, are dating a warlock who she dislikes?”
Alec rolls his eyes. “To be fair, she hasn’t texted me since last night."
Author's Notes: This fic was a joy to write for the @malecdiscordserver. I'd been wanting to write a fake/pretend relationship for sometime so thank you, malec for giving me an excuse. Also, thank you, @ravenuex, for your beautiful artwork, bringing easily one of my favourite scenes in the entire fic to life. You're such a talented bean, and your art is perfect♥ Show them some love here
ONE MORE DAY for writers and betas sign up for the Shadowhunters Mini Bang 2025: Presented by the Malec Discord Server
The Shadowhunters Mini Bang 2025 is a collaborative fandom event that combines fandom talents! Writers create never-before-seen fic that artists will find inspiration in and together, they create magic.
You must be a part of the Malec Discord Server to participate. You must be over 16 to participate and over 18 to create explicit works.
The schedule and rules can be found under the cut. All information can be found on our Tumblr and on the Server.
Sign ups are open RIGHT NOW!
Writer Sign-Ups | Artist Sign-Ups | Beta Sign-Ups
Join the Server!
The schedule as it currently stands is below. This schedule is subject to change depending on the situation. You will be notified of any changes.
March 3: Writer, beta and artist sign-ups begin
March 24: Writer and beta sign-ups closed
March 28: Brief summaries from writers for beta claims
March 29-30: Beta claims
March 31: Assignments
May 7: Writer and beta check-in 1
May 7: Summaries due from writers for artist claims
May 7: Artist sign-ups close
May 9-11: Art claims
May 12: Assignments
June 18: Artist check-in 1
July 30: All check-in 2
August 30: Final drafts and art due
September 6-7: Posting
Rules:
You must be part of the Malec Discord Server to participate in this event.
You must be over 16 to participate and over 18 to create explicit works.
All content must be brand new and never before posted to any forum. All content must be polished and finished. No unfinished works or WIPs that you plan on continuing later will be accepted. Works that are added chapters/continuations of previously published works are not permitted unless they can be viewed/read as a standalone.
Plagiarism and AI content will not be tolerated. All content must be the creator’s own original work.
Writers are asked not to talk about their projects until after claims with anyone participating in this event to keep beta/artist claims fair.
All content must focus on Shadowhunters universe characters (show and/or book verse.)
All Shadowhunters characters/ships are accepted. OCs/borrowed characters will be accepted as minor characters.
AUs and crossovers are accepted as long as the Shadowhunters characters are the main focus.
Content of any rating and subject matter is accepted, but participants must make sure to include any relevant warnings throughout the entire event (I.e. warnings for betas/artists during matching) and properly tag their work.
No blatantly hateful content of any kind.
All participants are required to check-in with moderators at least twice throughout the event. All check-ins are integral to continuing to participate in the event.
All participants must communicate readily with their assigned partners and vice versa. This is a collaborative effort. All participants must be open to the ideas of their partners.
When you sign up for this event you are making a commitment to yourself, the mods, and your future partners to meet all posted deadlines and to communicate with the mods and your partners regularly. Please don’t sign up for the event unless you are confident that you can fully participate and be honest with yourself about what you can commit to.
Please respect the mods and anyone working with you throughout this event. Certain complaints may disqualify you from this event.
The password to make sure you’ve read/understand all rules is SHMB25. Remember this when you sign up.
Writer Specific Rules:
Writers must write a minimum of 5,000 words to participate in this event. There is no maximum limit but please keep in mind the time constraints.
Submitted summaries (provided at check-ins) should provide a solid framework of what your fic is about and the final fic should not deviate too much from those summaries. In the event that it does, please contact a moderator and your partners. This is to ensure all partners are comfortable with their role throughout the event.
Writers are expected to be respectful of their partners’ ideas. Writers will make all final decisions on their fics, but this event is a collaborative effort.
Artist Specific Rules:
Accepted forms of submitted art include:
- Digital/physical art: 1 piece, 500px minimum
- Photomanipulation: 1 piece with significant editing
- Gifsets: 4 gifs (without watermarks)
- Moodboards: 6 graphics
- Video: 1 minute
- Playlists: 10 songs and a graphic
If you are inspired by your writer to create a piece of art not on this list, please feel free to reach out to a mod.
Artists are expected to be respectful of writer’s ideas. Writers will make all final decisions on their fics, but this event is a collaborative effort.
Artists will need somewhere to host their work so that it can be embedded on AO3. Examples will be provided closer to posting date, if needed.
Artists signing up for the event may not get their first pick when assigned their fic. Please be mindful of this! Ending your commitment because of this is not permitted and if you feel this will be an issue you should not sign up.
Welcome to the Shadowhunters Mini Bang 2025: Presented by the Malec Discord Server
The Shadowhunters Mini Bang 2025 is a collaborative fandom event that combines fandom talents! Writers create never-before-seen fic that artists will find inspiration in and together, they create magic.
You must be a part of the Malec Discord Server to participate. You must be over 16 to participate and over 18 to create explicit works.
The schedule and rules can be found under the cut. All information can be found on our Tumblr and on the Server.
Writers and betas, you have ONE MORE WEEK to sign up!
Writer Sign-Ups | Artist Sign-Ups | Beta Sign-Ups
Join the Server!
The schedule as it currently stands is below. This schedule is subject to change depending on the situation. You will be notified of any changes.
March 3: Writer, beta and artist sign-ups begin March 24: Writer and beta sign-ups closed March 28: Brief summaries from writers for beta claims March 29-30: Beta claims March 31: Assignments May 7: Writer and beta check-in 1 May 7: Summaries due from writers for artist claims May 7: Artist sign-ups close May 9-11: Art claims May 12: Assignments June 18: Artist check-in 1 July 30: All check-in 2 August 30: Final drafts and art due September 6-7: Posting
Rules:
You must be part of the Malec Discord Server to participate in this event.
You must be over 16 to participate and over 18 to create explicit works.
All content must be brand new and never before posted to any forum. All content must be polished and finished. No unfinished works or WIPs that you plan on continuing later will be accepted. Works that are added chapters/continuations of previously published works are not permitted unless they can be viewed/read as a standalone.
Plagiarism and AI content will not be tolerated. All content must be the creator’s own original work.
Writers are asked not to talk about their projects until after claims with anyone participating in this event to keep beta/artist claims fair.
All content must focus on Shadowhunters universe characters (show and/or book verse.)
All Shadowhunters characters/ships are accepted. OCs/borrowed characters will be accepted as minor characters.
AUs and crossovers are accepted as long as the Shadowhunters characters are the main focus.
Content of any rating and subject matter is accepted, but participants must make sure to include any relevant warnings throughout the entire event (I.e. warnings for betas/artists during matching) and properly tag their work.
No blatantly hateful content of any kind.
All participants are required to check-in with moderators at least twice throughout the event. All check-ins are integral to continuing to participate in the event.
All participants must communicate readily with their assigned partners and vice versa. This is a collaborative effort. All participants must be open to the ideas of their partners.
When you sign up for this event you are making a commitment to yourself, the mods, and your future partners to meet all posted deadlines and to communicate with the mods and your partners regularly. Please don’t sign up for the event unless you are confident that you can fully participate and be honest with yourself about what you can commit to.
Please respect the mods and anyone working with you throughout this event. Certain complaints may disqualify you from this event.
The password to make sure you’ve read/understand all rules is SHMB25. Remember this when you sign up.
Writer Specific Rules:
Writers must write a minimum of 5,000 words to participate in this event. There is no maximum limit but please keep in mind the time constraints.
Submitted summaries (provided at check-ins) should provide a solid framework of what your fic is about and the final fic should not deviate too much from those summaries. In the event that it does, please contact a moderator and your partners. This is to ensure all partners are comfortable with their role throughout the event.
Writers are expected to be respectful of their partners’ ideas. Writers will make all final decisions on their fics, but this event is a collaborative effort.
Artist Specific Rules:
Accepted forms of submitted art include:
- Digital/physical art: 1 piece, 500px minimum
- Photomanipulation: 1 piece with significant editing
- Gifsets: 4 gifs (without watermarks)
- Moodboards: 6 graphics
- Video: 1 minute
- Playlists: 10 songs and a graphic
If you are inspired by your writer to create a piece of art not on this list, please feel free to reach out to a mod.
Artists are expected to be respectful of writer’s ideas. Writers will make all final decisions on their fics, but this event is a collaborative effort.
Artists will need somewhere to host their work so that it can be embedded on AO3. Examples will be provided closer to posting date, if needed.
Artists signing up for the event may not get their first pick when assigned their fic. Please be mindful of this! Ending your commitment because of this is not permitted and if you feel this will be an issue you should not sign up.
Welcome to the Shadowhunters Mini Bang 2025: Presented by the Malec Discord Server
The Shadowhunters Mini Bang 2025 is a collaborative fandom event that combines fandom talents! Writers create never-before-seen fic that artists will find inspiration in and together, they create magic.
You must be a part of the Malec Discord Server to participate. You must be over 16 to participate and over 18 to create explicit works.
The schedule and rules can be found under the cut. All information can be found on our Tumblr and on the Server.
Sign ups are open RIGHT NOW!
Writer Sign-Ups | Artist Sign-Ups | Beta Sign-Ups
Join the Server!
The schedule as it currently stands is below.
This schedule is subject to change depending on the situation. You will be notified of any changes.
March 3: Writer, beta and artist sign-ups begin
March 24: Writer and beta sign-ups closed
March 28: Brief summaries from writers for beta claims
March 29-30: Beta claims
March 31: Assignments
May 7: Writer and beta check-in 1
May 7: Summaries due from writers for artist claims
May 7: Artist sign-ups close
May 9-11: Art claims
May 12: Assignments
June 18: Artist check-in 1
July 30: All check-in 2
August 30: Final drafts and art due
September 6-7: Posting
Rules:
You must be part of the Malec Discord Server to participate in this event.
You must be over 16 to participate and over 18 to create explicit works.
All content must be brand new and never before posted to any forum. All content must be polished and finished. No unfinished works or WIPs that you plan on continuing later will be accepted. Works that are added chapters/continuations of previously published works are not permitted unless they can be viewed/read as a standalone.
Plagiarism and AI content will not be tolerated. All content must be the creator’s own original work.
Writers are asked not to talk about their projects until after claims with anyone participating in this event to keep beta/artist claims fair.
All content must focus on Shadowhunters universe characters (show and/or book verse.)
All Shadowhunters characters/ships are accepted. OCs/borrowed characters will be accepted as minor characters.
AUs and crossovers are accepted as long as the Shadowhunters characters are the main focus.
Content of any rating and subject matter is accepted, but participants must make sure to include any relevant warnings throughout the entire event (I.e. warnings for betas/artists during matching) and properly tag their work.
No blatantly hateful content of any kind.
All participants are required to check-in with moderators at least twice throughout the event. All check-ins are integral to continuing to participate in the event.
All participants must communicate readily with their assigned partners and vice versa. This is a collaborative effort. All participants must be open to the ideas of their partners.
When you sign up for this event you are making a commitment to yourself, the mods, and your future partners to meet all posted deadlines and to communicate with the mods and your partners regularly. Please don’t sign up for the event unless you are confident that you can fully participate and be honest with yourself about what you can commit to.
Please respect the mods and anyone working with you throughout this event. Certain complaints may disqualify you from this event.
The password to make sure you’ve read/understand all rules is SHMB25. Remember this when you sign up.
Writer Specific Rules:
Writers must write a minimum of 5,000 words to participate in this event. There is no maximum limit but please keep in mind the time constraints.
Submitted summaries (provided at check-ins) should provide a solid framework of what your fic is about and the final fic should not deviate too much from those summaries. In the event that it does, please contact a moderator and your partners. This is to ensure all partners are comfortable with their role throughout the event.
Writers are expected to be respectful of their partners’ ideas. Writers will make all final decisions on their fics, but this event is a collaborative effort.
Artist Specific Rules:
Accepted forms of submitted art include:
- Digital/physical art: 1 piece, 500px minimum
- Photomanipulation: 1 piece with significant editing
- Gifsets: 4 gifs (without watermarks)
- Moodboards: 6 graphics
- Video: 1 minute
- Playlists: 10 songs and a graphic
If you are inspired by your writer to create a piece of art not on this list, please feel free to reach out to a mod.
Artists are expected to be respectful of writer’s ideas. Writers will make all final decisions on their fics, but this event is a collaborative effort.
Artists will need somewhere to host their work so that it can be embedded on AO3. Examples will be provided closer to posting date, if needed.
Artists signing up for the event may not get their first pick when assigned their fic. Please be mindful of this! Ending your commitment because of this is not permitted and if you feel this will be an issue you should not sign up.
The fact that CM are still trying to pretend Emily Prentiss is straight is crazy to me. LOOK at her. Her hands. Her fucking man spreading. Listen, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
Then, lesbihonest—it’s probably a fucking duck.
Straight people don’t dress like that. Or talk like that. Or strut like that, miss wonky belt-buckle, miss chewed off nails, miss watch-inside-of-wrist, miss simp for Jennifer ‘it gives me you’ Jareau.
Being a bitch is my kink @dicaculus - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag
