#arealladyinspector

[profpain]

➤ arealladyinspector

[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.

[ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT, MADAM??? 

All things properly considered.

He’s all great-big-grins all the same. Snickering and certainly bleeding from the nose ‘gently’.]

I see why Charlie likes you.

[amightyfinebartender]

@arealladyinspector

I said, uh, ah, hahahaha! 

Facedoll! 

[thiefintheloudjacket]

WELL. He’s back and. Alone.

And finally checking in on the news about all the weird activity going on outside. What the fuck. WHAT.

He needed to call Koyuki immediately.

Ring ring ring.

[thiefintheloudjacket]

[After much eating Lupin went to check his phone to see -- no texts. Still.

He rubbed at his face some before he finally decided to press the call button for Koyuki.]

[sodoffyabuggers]

That bitch who's been sleeping on your couch for three weeks

Most admirable quality: She’s like a silent ninja; hardly knew she were ‘ere. Bravo.Most attractive physical feature: Except, a’course, when ya an’ Charlie were bumpin’ uglies. An’ speakin’ of? Nice set a screamers~Most annoying habit: M’couch smells like a particular brand of farts now. I took a long time gettin’ it smellin’ like m’own an’ now it smells like yers. Ya might as well take it. Something they would like to do with them: idefk ya ever gotten yer breakfast by goin’ to th’ food court at th’ mall an’ jus’ grabbin’ every free sample ya can find?

[thiefintheloudjacket]

[He definitely hasn’t contemplated running away ahahaha nooo. Why would he do that?

Pshh.

He did send a text to Koyuki to have her meet at the hideout he was staying at with the pets, though. Whenever she’d be able to make it. That was a good sign, right?]