HoO meme dump bc i say so
Leo: *crying softly(
Piper: Leo, what's wrong
Leo: i just realized we can never know if a T-Rex is happy cause bc they can't clap there hands
Piper: *facepalms*
Leo: *singing if your happy and you know it softly*
Annabeth: Whats the worst thing you guys have done?
Piper: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade
Percy: Kicked Jason in the shin-
Jason: -so I kicked Percy in between the legs
Leo: I burned a town down
Annabeth: What?!?
Hazel: what the hell is wrong with you?
Leo: alot of things
Frank: well no shit
When it's cold on the Argo II they just sit in a circle and Leo is and makes Leo sit in the middle bc he emits heat therefore he is a furnace
Jason: *going wolf-boy feral and tearing the absolute shit out a some monster*
Leo and Piper in the background cheering and hyping him up: GO, WHITE BOY, GO
Hazel: who the fuck added me to this group chat
Frank: Language!
Leo: yeah, watch your fucking language
Percy: OK WHO TAUGHT HAZEL THE FUCK WORD
Annabeth: "the fuck word"?
Jason: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time
Piper: oh my gosh he censored it
Leo: say fuck, Jason
Percy: do it, Jason, say fuck
Piper: I saw Leo spill his coffee
Piper: it's been 30 minutes but he's just staring at the puddle int silence, with ears streaming down his face
Piper: at this point I'm afraid to help
Jason:
Reyna: we can't tell you bc you're not a member of the club
Leo: what club?
Frank: the hating Leo club
Leo: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
The seven + nico, will and reyna on a airplane
Percy: doesn't fly but if he does he is freaking the heck out
Annabeth: works on her computer the whole time
Piper: charmspeaks the flight attendants into giveing her free snacks and drinks
Leo: the kid who kicks the backs of your seat, can’t sit still, and just walks around the cabin
Jason: sits there is a smug look on his face because he can control the whole plane with the wind
Frank: sleeps the whole time
Hazel: in the bathroom throwing up and just motion sick the whole way, poor thing
Nico: the one person who has their music too loud you can hear through his headphones
Will: watches love drama tv shows on his phone and bothers Nico
Reyna: rather be any where else
To Percy- Fav song?
Percy: Under the Sea
Annabeth: percy your 17
Percy- i saved the world i should be able to pick my fav song
Annabeth: whatever Seaweed brain, anyway mine is-
Leo: *barges in through the door*
Leo: you guys know what mine is
Piper: no leo this question wasn’t for you
Leo: too bad *sets hand on fire*
Leo, off key: this girl is on fire
Annabeth: Leo no!!
Percy: SHE GOT HER HEAD IN THE CLOUDS
Leo: AND SHES NOT BACKING DOWN
Percy and Leo off key: THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIRRREEEE
Annabeth and Calypso:
Thalia: it's never too late to join the Hunt
Leo: what's the difference from snowmen and snowomen
Annabeth: don't
Leo: snow balls
Annabeth: percy, please bring me my dagger
Percy: look, I have a sister now i'm not risking it
Nico: are you saying my life matters less because i don't conform societies heteronormative, child-centric ideals
Percy: are you really playing the gay card right now?!?
Nico, in a monotone voice: Yaass queen
Nico: looking right because you left
Percy: looking left because you don’t treat me right
Will: looking up because you let me down
Leo: looking down because you messed up
Frank: what is wrong with you guys
Will: *shoves nico onto a chair*
Will: sit you need to rest and you lost a lot of blood
Nico: im fine
Will: no ur not you need blood, what's your type
Nico: what
Will: what is your blood type
Percy, from the halfway across camp: WELL IT AIN'T ME
Nico: *face palms*
Percy: I hate Octavin
Reyna: hate is a strong word
Reyna: in this case not strong enough
Baby Artemis: dad how long can a person breath in a washer machine while its one
Zeus, chuckles: well why would you want do know that
Zeus:
Zeus:
Zeus: wait where's Apollo!!!
Me: *standing outside of a burning school*
Me: someone said they hated Percy Jackson
Me: so i called leo
To Annabeth: can you talk to olives?
Annabeth: PERCY CAN CONTROL WATER
Annabeth: JASON CAN FLY AND MAKE IT STORM
Annabeth: PIPER CAN CHARMSPEAK AND TALK FRENCH
Annabeth: FRANK CAN TURN TO ANY ANIMAL
Annabeth: HAZEL CAN EARTHBEND AND SUMMON PRECIOUS MEDALS FROM THE GROUND
Annabeth: NICO CAN FREAKING RAISE THE DEAD AND CONTROL IT
Annabeth: LEO CAN BURST INTO FLAMES AND BUILD WAR SHIPS
Annabeth: WILL CAN HEAL ANYBODY AND CONTROL LIGHT
Annabeth: AND YOUR ASKING IF I CAN TALK TO OLIVES!!!
Annabeth:
Annabeth:
Annabeth:
Annabeth: yes, yes i can
Nico: *shutting Snow White *
Nico: the moral of the story is that apples are bad for you and you should only eat McDonalds ice cream
Will: nico nO-
Police Officer: ok where do you live
Percy: with my mom
Police Officer: where does your mom live
Percy: with me
Police Officer: where do you guys live by
Percy: by my neighbors
Police Officer: where does your neighbor live
Percy: you're not going to believe me
Police Officer: tell me
Percy: by me
