#arguingwithbae

[benzlyhype]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 #Turth💯 #women #arguingwithbae this is one of the reasons this guy #BillBurr @wilfredburr is easily in my #TopTen great comedians of all time .. u guys NEED to check him out #benzlyhype #realcomic #Aprofessional #lmfao😂😂😂 #Thelastwhitehope #lololol https://www.instagram.com/p/BtMnhykHHIr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7f2bnkewr2j

[xyno-naythem]

it's perfect, the arguments used are so strong, and their counter arguments just cannot be beaten 😂😂 (permission to post was given ya annoying people who think I'd post without asking first 😡) #sillyfun #love #arguingwithbae #arguing #relationship #relationshipgoals #goals #achievementunlocked

[thingsisaytomypartner]

Real Arguments

Her: Lets just say you better not sass me because I have the license to use a scalpel

Him: I have the license to convince people to take away your license

Her: Touche

Him: I'll make sure your scalpel is dull when you're not paying attention one day

Her: I'll stitch your asshole shut

Him: I'll stitch one of yours tits on your shoulder so you look fucked and cant properly put on a seatbelt

Her: That would hurt you more than it would hurt me

Him: *Accepts the truth that was spoken. Accepts defeat.*