What's your favorite numbers?
Lucifer: Contrary to popular belief, mine isn’t Six-Six-Six. I’m not even sure where that came from. It’s Four.
Raphael: Let me guess; Chinese?
Lucifer: Got ‘er in one, sibling mine.
Michael: Figures. I like Seven; it rhymes with Heaven.
Raphael: And I like Eighty. If you turn it on its side, it looks like a shocked face. And before they standardized Roman Numerals, Eighty was represented by ‘R’.
Gabriel: Nice. I like ‘Heh’.
Lucifer: … That’s not a number.
Gabriel: Correction, he’s kind of a number. Heh is the Egyptian god of infinity, and any number over One Million was just depicted by a hieroglyph of him with his arms outstretched. So basically, Heh is infinity, and the hieroglyph for it is a tiny dude who looks like he’s shrugging as if to say ‘a whole lotta numbers, buddy’. It’s the best.
Raphael: And today on ‘Gabriel is a massive, Pagan-loving nerd…’