this better not be a hot take but i think kenji would give you the bigger piece of whatever food you two split

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this better not be a hot take but i think kenji would give you the bigger piece of whatever food you two split
i just think that the inherent tension that comes with someone trying to kill you out of mercy and you bringing their gun directly to your chest, right over your heart, is something we as a society should be more aware of
enemies to lovers with terushima but you’re the only one who sees him as an enemy due to a poorly timed “joke” he made when in reality he went from thinking you were cute to thinking you were Pretty Cool and now he’s looking forward to the day he sees you again ... but you can’t stand him 😐 and don’t want to give him the time of day 😐
fake dating with konoha good night
so let’s talk about the fic where it’s so Painfully obvious that you and kuroo are soulmates in every sense of the word, but the very machinations of fate that saw it fit to cut you both from the same cloth decided it would be worth a funny haha to send you hurtling through several lives and spend each and every one of them diametrically opposed ...
let’s talk about the fic where clashing blades, where standing at the podium across from him, where racing him along the mean streets of tokyo feels right, but you can’t help but feel like there’s something missing. but that can’t be, right? people are not made incomplete.
let’s talk about the one where you are the darkness in the light, or he’s the light in the darkness, or who even fucking cares at this point, because what you do know is that there’s this annoying pull you feel to this annoying fucker who’s never learned how to style his hair, no matter how many lifetimes pass ...
let’s talk about the one where you and kuroo have eternities to spend together ... if only you didn’t spend them at each other’s throats 💔💔💔
anyway enemies to lovers with kenji where he’s in your class and you . literally Cannot Stand Him but the ta keeps putting the two of you in paired breakout rooms 😐
kenjis biggest flaw is that hes probably an elon musk fanboy
futakuchi would listen to that short king anthem song unironically