#arin mumbles

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concept:

a dadneto fic where pietro recreates the ‘you are my dad’ vine and that’s how erik finds out he has a son

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i will NOT elaborate but all the x-men are trans

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life is short, man!! go ahead and do everything you’ve ever wanted to do!! do your grad degree research!! learn more about people in your own community!! save some random guy who’s about to drown himself in water!! stop russia and the us from going into a nuclear third world war!! fall in love with your new friend who’s wary of love and is very distrustful of your own abilities!! try to stop said friend from destroying some ships!! get shot when said friend tries to deflect some bullets!! reject said friend when they try to apologize and they want you by their side!!

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so chess is inherently gay. cool. thanks good to know

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call out post for magneto

hes hot

hes fucking right and you know it

is oblivious dad

doesn’t know how to express love

the mag in magneto stands for magnificent

#magnetowasright

accidental gay

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well i guess someone has to write the charles xavier is trans in the 1960s fics and i guess i have to do it, don’t i?

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me: time for sleep

my brain: trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans charles xav-

me: thank you but can i go to sleep now

my brain: trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans charles xavier trans char-

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my friend: yeah dark phoenix sucked

me: i mean i've heard it wasn't that bad

my friend: the only reason it isn't terrible is because it was gay