#ark shenanigans

[xsurvivorsarkx]

Ohu has bigger teeth :3 no really, his name is Bigger Teeth

technically, he was tamed on ragnarok and ported to The Island, but i digress XD

“he don’t bite.” -Ohu

[mintly]

Rating: T Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley Tags: Humor, Fluff, 6000 Years of Pining (Good Omens), Friends to Lovers, Didn’t Know They Were Dating, Oblivious Crowley (Good Omens), The Arrangement (Good Omens), Banter, Alcohol, First Kiss, Love Confession Gone Awry, Eventually, Idiots Flirting at Inopportune Moments, Crowley Hates Rain But Not Aziraphale, He rather likes him actually, Local Demon Yells at Clouds Summary: Crowley likes Aziraphale. He really, really likes him. It’s terrible. He can’t help it if his one friend is an angel, but also a bastard, and that he really wants to hold his hand and run his fingers the feather-soft curls of his hair and kiss him until he’s breathless. It’s not his fault that Aziraphale is entirely irresistible. Crowley finds any excuse to pull him closer, and Aziraphale, most of the time, lets him. Isn’t friendship amazing?

In this chapter, the flood is terrible, the beer is terrible, and Aziraphale’s acting is terrible. But at least the angel’s entertaining.

Read the new chapter on AO3 • Start from the beginning

[apollosaur]

One of my late Argents, Rhaegal. Stupid me tried to steal a wyvern egg 🤦

[keena-kapu]

Got a Dino with sleepy bitch disease

[blondeshadow94]

Our Quetzel hunt was a success.

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Do you guys play any boardgames

Sunny: “There is a weekly board game night. Who attends it is fairly dependent on scheduling and who’s on the roster that day.”

Sides: “Yeah! We play a whole bunch of games! Smash up. Eldritch Horror. Munchkin. Pandemic. Betrayal House on the Hill…. Actually *snerk* speaking of Betrayal-

“So the way this game works is like this. You play as a bunch of characters exploring a haunted mansion. Sometimes you end up in rooms where spooky things happen and this is called a ‘haunt’. The more times you run into a haunt, the more likely you are to trigger the game’s traitor mechanic, where one character turns on the others. Usually, to win the traitor has to incapacitate or take out everyone else, or the rest of the group has to incapacitate them or escape the house. There are a ton of different scenarios depending on when or where the haunt that triggered this happened. Now-

“-And this will never

not

be the

best

thing to me-

“-every time Cliffjumper specifically plays with the group… I’d say a good seventy percent of the time-

“-he ends up triggering the traitor mechanic. And ends up the traitor. >=D

“Then of course we have to give him shit for it. Because he’s Cliffjumper and if you know him you know why. So he gets all mad and makes it his mission to wipe us all out out of spite.”

“~Heeeeeee~”

“I mean for real, when we first got this game, at least three times in a row!”

Sunny: “The first time he managed to avoid it, everyone else playing ended up traitors.”

Sides: “I know right?!”

[welplookslikethisblogisdeadtoo]

I just noticed that on ARK: Scorched Earth, my Doedicurus, Skelly, is the embodiment of the :3 emoji and i adore her god bless

@sweatersnscarves

[dragoness-icestar]

[Swimming on newly tamed megalodon, searching for anglerfish to make getting silica pearls less painful]

[sees something in the corner of my eye]

“Wait, what’s that...?” [turns around a moment]

“OH F- SWIM UP, SWIM UP!”