I’M ON A PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS & I KNOW -- EVERYTHING THAT SHINES AIN’T ALWAYS GONNA BE GOLD.
name: jasper jordan age: nineteen major: chemical engineering
bio:
+ one of the biggest drug dealers on campus + in just about every anti-politcal activism group you could imagine + manages to get himself into fights despite claims of being a “pacifist” + gifted kid burnout who is too lazy to do actual work but has a genius iq + hates the phrase “but you have so much potential” + literally is only majoring in this to please his parents, make money, and blow shit up + tries to be friends with everyone & spreads himself too thin because of it + he has a best friend and if you see him without the other, there’s a reason + severe depression & anxiety disorders that leave him in his room for days drinking and eating pizza, be warned
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