Hey guys. Just a reminder about the last time we truly got those nightingales
Remember back when Crowley and Aziraphale actually chose the world and each other 🥲
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Hey guys. Just a reminder about the last time we truly got those nightingales
Remember back when Crowley and Aziraphale actually chose the world and each other 🥲
Scenes from the finale that made me want to eat glass
This is basically just my real-time finale crashout, in gif format
Yea Crowley is definitely in his Gay Depression Era
Holy fuck yea that's depression
Depression depression depression oh my god
THIS FUCKING DESTROYED ME
And that's when I absolutely lost it and had to take a 10 minute break
Fucking HELL this dude using Crowley's literal bookshop-burning trauma to manipulate him what the FUCK
Crowley didn't even know he didn't have magic at this point. HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS MAGIC. Crowley would literally rather hand over his car, his literal only remaining possession and HOUSE rather than even RISK this dude managing to burn down the bookshop at some point, magic or not. Even though Aziraphale has literally abandoned him. Fucking stab me it would hurt less
Glass glass I am eating glass
BRO give me some fucking WARNING before you say shit like that Crowley
And then Crowley still loves seeing Aziraphale delight in food. Glass glass glass glass
God literally created them as two halves of the same whole. And that's when I lost it for the second time and had to take another 10 minute break
Aziraphale you cannot just say shit like that and then expect me to be able to cope with it. Also where the fuck was that mentality at the end of season 2
Destruction 6000. It was the bait and then IMMEDIATE switch that killed me.
Literally give me one fucking reason why not
dude Michael Sheen isn't even acting here. This is just him real-time responding to the idea that Aziraphale and Crowley aren't getting their happy ending
Okay that was not the kiss we wanted. But like. Aziraphale giving Crowley back the piece of himself that he left in Aziraphale's mouth last season. I'm going insane. What the fuck happened to "do it again"
And then they got thanos-snapped. Im gonna need to find some more windows because I am fresh outta glass
hands hAnds HAnds HANDS HANDS
Bonus:
you actually expect me to believe these are the same Aziraphale
I cannot accept that season 1 Aziraphale would look down at Crowley, homeless and lying in a dirty sleeping bag in a garbage filled alley with literally nothing left in the world, in the deepest darkest rock bottom pit of depression and despair he’s ever been in, get told by Crowley to close the door on his way out, knowing full well he was the sole cause of Crowley’s agony, and then walk away.
There’s no doubt in my mind what Crowley would have done in the finale if he still had that holy water.
God is the original Ineffable Husbands shipper
So when God “plays dice with the universe” she’s actually just fucking around with our OTP. She really said the Main Event of the universe, the focal point of literally everything is Aziraphale and Crowley’s love. She said it was “predictable.” So she created heaven and hell and angels and demons and literally everything else just to generate more (predictable) angst and softness in the 6000+ year mlm (but not really) hurt/comfort slow burn???? To watch it play out on a universal scale??? Because like that’s our universe and apparently it’s God’s too. Like was God just sitting around watching season 1 and 2 of good omens and swinging her feet and cackling at all the little moments just like the rest of us????? I’m going feral
So just imagine God looking down at the two of them like this whenever they interact literally ever 
So the entire universe is literally just God writing ineffable husbands fanfiction. That’s it. That is the Ineffable Plan. God literally said “and then I’m gonna write THE ineffable husbands human AU” and then disappeared forever. Fucking fantastic.
The Best Things From Good Omens 2
Aziraphale and Crowley dancing. That’s it.
David’s walk and little jump
Aziraphale driving Crowley’s (yellow) Bentley
Normalizing choosing not to drink for a completely simple and valid reason
Whatever the fuck Aziraphale was insinuating here
Aziraphale and Crowley thinking they’re the smoothest motherf*ckers in the whole world and then actually rolling a nat 1 on the stealth check
Aziraphale gazing like this at anybody who’s in love
Maggie doing this
This line. That’s it
This one needs no explanation
A completely unhinged collection of my real-time reactions to the finale, in gif/image format
FIRST UP: Aziraphale and his lord of the rings hairdo I am DEAD
This whole scene was so painful. Mrs Sandwich delivering no lies and Aziraphale facing the consequences of the things he abandoned. And then he very pointedly avoids mentioning Crowley at all here
Okay but this line was unexpectedly hilarious a rare moment of true good omens book charm arises
Haha maybe it’s fucking because
Uriel's judgy 'what the fuck' look has me cackling
okay Muriel absolutely slayed this whole scene and I don’t see anyone talking about it. The BAD on their cheek?? Cinema. Also where was Shax??? Was it an actor thing? Or just a budget thing?? I guess if it had been her in this scene, there’s no way Aziraphale would’ve been able to pull it off lmao
I can’t believe we’re witnessing Aziraphale refusing food because he thinks he needs to measure up to heaven that’s literally like THE body-positive ineffable husbands fanfiction trope
Lmao Saraqael is canonically the only one in this entire show with any ounce of sense. Do you think Crowley is the grey in Aziraphale’s outfit and Aziraphale is the white in Crowley’s hair. (Cue “shades of gray” from 2x4) Also lmao all the theories about this Crowley aesthetic
Hey guys did yall notice that ICE CREAM
NOOOO POOR MUTT so like Mutt’s spouse literally thought he might have committed suicide then 😭😭😭😭😭 if last season was quiet, gentle and romantic then this season is tragedy, tragedy, and depression (AND TO THE QUEER PEOPLE TOO) Where the fuck is my good omens comedy 🥲
I can’t freaking believe Crowley cut Aziraphale’s dance off we were ROBBED (and at a moment when I think he completely deserved to do it btw)
Yes thank you Aziraphale you absolutely do. I was praying that’s how he would finish that line. Thank you Michael Sheen 🫡
This is just the entire show tbh. I can’t believe they didn’t do another Benadryl Cambersnatch cameo
It’s giving “I would not make them white people” from the season 1 script book. I do like the Francis McDormand voice but this is pretty cool
Thank you again Michael Sheen. This is why Aziraphale wanted to bring Crowley to heaven. Because he literally thought Crowley was the best of them. But therein lies the age old tragedy of their (lack of) communication. Aziraphale thinks there is no difference between angel Crowley and Demon Crowley, but there is a fundamental difference to Crowley himself
Wait WHAT. Wait a minute. It’s the complete role reversal from season 2. Aziraphale always insisting that there was no us, there was just angels and Demons, and Crowley was the one that wanted to fuck all of that and just be an us with Aziraphale. Literally in the same episode we had drunk and depressed Crowley in an alley not giving a flying fig about the world because he lost Aziraphale. And Aziraphale literally abandoning whickber Street and Crowley to ruin to lead heaven. Like clearly we were meant to have 6 episodes and all that but. It’s just such a huge character journey for them to make since literally less than an hour of episode time ago. I guess it’s sort of like the first season swap?? kind of poetic. In a doesn’t-really-make-sense-but-the-plot-said-so tragic sort of way. Which is basically the whole episode. WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY, NOT A TRAGEDY
I could watch these clips of them staring into each other’s eyes for about 10 hours straight probably
Was not at all expecting this to be the context for Crowley’s eyes looking like that from the trailer lmao
Low key there’s literally no reason for God to do this lol. There’s no reason for God to create a universe where she is not in it. Where all the things she created in heaven and hell are not in it. They’re asking her to get rid of herself and she’s just like sure that sounds like a pretty good idea????? Maybe that’s the point. nothing about the universe or God really makes sense and it is very British humor to just throw your hands up and go well what’s the point of anything really. God does stuff, she doesn’t do stuff, she contradicts herself, none of it makes any sense or even has to, I guess. Or maybe it’s just a convenient plot cop out. Idk I just feel like we’re all a bit Crowley here with the “but what’s the point of it all” you know
God really said “now kiss” (they didn’t)
DAVID KEPT HIS ACCEPT OH MY GOD THEY JUST SAID GET ON CAMERA AND FLIRT WITH MICHAEL OK THIS IS LITERALLY JUST AN ALTERNATE DAVID TENNANT AND MICHAEL SHEEN AT THIS POINT
I cannot believe Cyndi Lauper is playing right now. I cannot freaking believe my ears this is literally God‘s fanfiction and God‘s fan edit
We all hail our Lord and Savior Terry Pratchett (they destroyed his book)
Yea like we all knew they were going to the south Downs right I mean have you ever been on ao3
Do you think they just put Michael and David in some chairs and said improv like you’re old and married and they went “say no more”
You saw it here first folks. Both/all universes, literally everything that has ever existed is just God’s ineffable husband’s fanfiction. I literally cannot believe
So god is canonically a fan of ineffable husbands. And she canonically created a new universe just because they said so, which was essentially fiction. Therefore, I humbly submit to you that literally everything that exists is god’s ineffable husbands fanfiction. Thank you and good night