#armedstrife

[heredis-ad-firmatum]

//S C R E A M S

[riflesandreagen-blog]

armedstrife started following you

Irving's eyebrows raise slightly. He didn't think anyone had wilder hair than Zell. "Evening," he says slowly.

[divuscane-blog]

You're doing the URL thing? ;; /places own here and then goes to Narnia with you to be king and make friends

Sure am~! Nice to see you pop up in here, sweetie!

So we haven't talked much, but I'm really excited for our future thread and for the OOC conversations I hope we have later on. You seem like one of the sweetest people ever and your Cloud is amazing, seriously. Not to mention you've agreed to come to Narnia with me so we're buds for life it's official now lets go kill an evil queen.

//puts a crown on your head

[andthisisgonnahurt]

<< STORYTIME WITH RENO

"So listen up, brats.  Heard this awesome story today about the prettiest damn princess Midgar ever saw.  This kingpin-type was searchin' all the land for a cute chick to get cozy with, and you know he found some bangin' babes.  Outta nowhere comes this cute little blonde, all decked out in...what kinda purple was it?  Like a lavender?  Lilac?  The hell is the difference between those colors, anyway?  Whatever, so here she comes, what'd you think happened?"

[andthisisgonnahurt]

"So, I heard this funny story, Cloud.  Purple's your color, huh?  You might wanna trade some fashion tips with Lulu."

[twilight--sentinel]

 armedstrife said: i’m—

"Got something to say, pal?"

[andthisisgonnahurt]

"So you gonna pull that stick outta your ass now that your boyfriend's back, Strife?"

[andthisisgonnahurt]

<< Cloud gives the best advice, Dragons Edition

Reno: Also, I'm being immature with reno. I followed a balthier for making a comment about tidus playing with balls, commented that I did, that skyrim account slow clapped and I commented on THAT, and they responded with a DRAGON.

Cloud: Is THAT what's going on? I was looking at the dash for a second all confused.

Reno: IT'S A DRAGON.

Cloud: At least it's not /Sephiroth/.

Reno: TRUE. BUT OMFG ACTUAL DRAGON

Cloud: MAYBE IF YOU HOLD REALLY STILL, IT WON'T SEE YOU

Reno: OMG LIKE A T-REX. YES. GOOD IDEA.

Cloud: DON'T MOVE, RENO. IT CAN SMELL FEAR.

Reno: THEN I MUST REEK. DRAGON WTF

Cloud: PRETEND TO BE A VEGETABLE. THEY DON'T EAT THEIR GREENS.

Reno: LIKE DWARVES? OKAY.

Cloud: EXACTLY! AND HIDE YOUR SHINY THINGS! THEY'RE LIKE MAGPIES!

Reno: BUT MY ROD IS SHINY. HOW DO I DEFEND MYSELF?

Cloud: ....you always brag about being the fastest Turk...

Cloud: /Cloud advice is legit advice

Reno: TRUE. RUNNING IS A GOOD STRATEGY

Cloud: Just try to lead it OUT of the city.

Reno: OKAY CLOUD. GOOD IDEA.

Reno: WHEW. IT SAID IT DOESN'T EAT MABLIKI. I THINK THAT'S ME. I HOPE SO.

Cloud: ...mab-licky? ....what? I think it's insulting you.

Reno: IT MIGHT BE. LONG AS IT AIN'T EATING.

Cloud: Good, try not to piss it off...if you can.

Reno: NO PROMISES, I'M TALKING TO IT.

Cloud: ...I'll cross my fingers.