#armoredxrogue

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Just to provide evidence that I haven’t been sitting on my ass 😭

Sneak peek of grandpa Levi caring for our big ole pumpkin mama!

This chapter is currently 3500 words. There was a lot of shit that I had to cut out from the original 15000 due to horrendous writing and me changing my mind 4988487 times. Anyways, yeah. I hope you enjoy this sneak peek.

(Btw I have not edited this, so awkward wording will be changed in the near future)

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I’m so close to freedom.

So. Close.

Which means....

Expect updates for PATT to be a thing this summer. This school year was really stressful for me so now that summer is merely two weeks from my grasp....

I’ve been writing with the help of a familiar sin queen so this new chapter should not only have some resemblance of normalcy (lmao nah) but some progress in Ansgar and Rogue’s relationship 😌

Hope y’all doing great and I know the blog has been dead but I promise I’m alive. Expect updates to come soon.

Also, no sin queen. You cannot have updates until it is time 🤧.

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Sneak pickles after me being MIA for a few weeks

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A sneak peak of the next part!

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I've officially passed the 12k word mark. I'm too deep in this sinful hell XDD

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armored x rogue part idefk/???

Hange strolled into Erwin's office like it was a 90s movie, smiling as she uncontrollably bounced and just moved around before she finally slammed her hands on his desk and yelled, "ROGUE'S HAVING A BABY!! WHEN CAN I DO A BABY SHOWER?!"

 Erwin's once calm tea that was on the desk in a nice little teacup is not spilled everywhere all over his papers, his massive eyebrows past his hairline as he sighs as his brows return to their rightful place. Reaching up, he pets them softly before looking at Hange and sighing. 

 "What did you just say?"

 "Shit glasses over here just said that the big brat is pregnant. Pregnant, Erwin. What do we do Commander Eyebrows."

 Levi said, strolling in with a constipated look on his face as he went over to a wall right next to the door and leaned against it. Erwin was silent as he stared at Levi and Hange for about 5 minutes before sighing and folding his arms on his mahogany colored desk. "This is....a very interesting problem that you've addressed to my attention...Hange, do you have any proof of this?" Erwin asked with Hange answering immediately.  

 "Why indeed I do, Commander! Me and Levi observed Rogue puking; having morning sickness and experiencing what seemed to be little cramps and spikes of pain. We also noticed that he was more tired and we saw in sleeping during the day Erwin! The day of all times!" She rambled with Erwin watching her speak. Erwin was skeptical however, this, this had to be something different yes? In all his years of being commander, he'd never heard of a pregnant titan, a male one no less. 

 Sensing the mans' hesitation to say anything, Hange tried again, but Levi cut her off. 

 "Erwin, Rogue is experiencing many signs of pregnancy. For Christ's sakes, I saw a baby bump on the brat's stomach and also saw him rubbing it every so often. You can't tell me that fat fucks on the street rub their stomachs in affection. We bought this to your attention to see what you wanted to do."

 All was quiet, Hange and Levi watching Erwin as he stared at his desk as if he was thinking long and hard. The blond man then looked up at them, specifically at Hange and opened his mouth. "Hange, how could this have happened? How is it possible for Rogue to conceive?" Hange smiled. 

 "Ah, yes! I expected you to ask those questions commander, and I am ready to answer them!  Of course I cannot give a fully educated answer for I have not done a analysis on Rogue's anatomy yet, but I can give you a vague idea about this phenomenon. I believe that this is situation can be demonstrated as Mother Natures' backup plan so to say, just like how we have plans in case anything goes wrong in an expedition." 

 She explained, "I believe this plan is meant for cases in which the male species of the titans cannot find a female to breed with. I cannot say for fact how, but I suspect that Rogue did it himself due him having no contact with any titans, at least ones that are friendly."  Hange quickly added in when she realized that Rogue and the Armored had clashed, so there was no way that they could have reproduced. Unless... "Of course, in some species of animals, the males tend to more aggressive during their mating seasons and become desperate for anything to release their frustrations on if you catch my drift.", the scientist wiggled her eyebrows up and down with Levi and Erwin shivering in disgust. 

 "I don't want any part of that drift shitty goggles.." Levi sneered at her with Hange just brushing it off as her little munchkin being on his "man period". 

 "Levi you silly goose! Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes the mating seasons and aggression. While yes, the males become aggressive and desperate, I highly doubt that Rogue would have let the Armored do his thing with him, those two hate each other like Levi with dirt!", the woman laughed with Levi rolling his eyes, "Or you", Levi chimed in. Erwin nodded, soaking up the information with a somehow calm atmosphere. 

 "Hange, you said or at least implied that you had other theories. Can you elaborate on those?" He asked, calculating blue eye staring into her mahogany ones. Hange nodded, glad to continue talking. "Well, another possibility that might be more logical is that Rogue might have fertilized himself, similar to a plant. As you know, a plant has both male and female reproductive organs to create seeds and such, which is something I believe Rogue possesses! If Rogue is already showing, then there's a possibility he was like this when he got here." 

 Erwin nodded. "Why would he want to impregnate himself? Perhaps he was lonely?" He inquired. Hange hummed before answering, although she was a bit hesitant this time. "It is most likely, yes. Being alone for 5 years when you're so use to company, I could Rogue wanting a friend to confide in." She grinned before throwing her hands up in the air and shrugging. "Of course, everything is up in the air and I am sure that we shall find out more once I talk to Rogue! Erwin, can I do a blood test to see if our little titan is a mama?please? Please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—"

 "Permission granted Hange.." "YES. BYE I GOTTA GO SET SOME STUFF UP!!!" She screamed excitedly before running off. Erwin looked at Levi and only said, "That was something" Levi sneered "Damn right it was Commander Eyebrows."

 ~*~

 Days later (if you care about how much time passed then 3 days passed) Rogue began to exhibit some...unusual behavior.  Well, more unusual. As many know, Rogue was never one to take things without asking (he was at the beginning of his stay at the castle but let's not talk about that) but lately...he had been doing the opposite. Many of the scouts had noticed that their blankets and anything that was relatively soft/plush was disappearing, leaving them to report to their superiors about such incidents. Of course, many of disappeared items, in fact all of them, were traced back to Rogue after a few days. One cadet even noticed that everything he had was gone. 

 That cadet was Jean Kirschtein.  

 "Cadet, I've said it once and I'll say it one more damn time for you to understand. Your stuff will be found since I'm pretty sure it didn't just grow legs and walk away. The idiot who's been stealing the blankets and pillows around here will be punished however me, Hange, and the commander see fit. Now get your ass going to the west wing to clean." Levi sneered at the horse face cadet who was probably one of the most arrogant little shits he's probably ever met. The idiot just wouldn't stop complaining over how his "precious" blankets and pillows or whatever were stolen. 

 He was a real pain in Levi's ass. 

 The cadet in front of him sighed harshly before nodded albeit hesitantly, almost like he didn't wanna back down. He better back down or else Levi might shove a brick so far up this kids' ass--

 "Where do I sleep sir?" Jean asked with Levi almost rolling his eyes in agitation. Teenagers were such needy, hormonal fuckers. "WheRe you've always slept Kirschtein. Now get the hell out of my face." Directing a glare that could send someone to hell and back to describe his annoyance, Levi sent Jean on his way. The cadet quickly key gulped as he finally noticed that he was being an annoyance, saluted and left. 

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Like hell he would just sleep in that room without his blankets. 

 Jean marched down the dirt path that rounded towards the west wing, going there not to clean but to ask for help. There was no damned way he would be able to sleep in the open, he couldn't do it, wouldn't do it. There was a certain type of security that blankets bought, one that made you feel safe, so sue him if he refused to sleep without a blanket or his pillows. In the distance, he could see the the person he was looking for. She was discretely munching on some bread when it was nowhere near lunch time for the scouts. 

  "Sasha!", at the call of her name, the girl turned and looked at Jean who marched over to her, obviously pissed. She quickly swallowed the bread in her mouth and waved. "Hey Jean! What's wrong?", she inquired, taking another bite of her bread. "What's wrong? Well, all of my blankets and pillows are gone, which means I can't sleep! I need your help to find them." He told her, folding his arms. Sasha looked at him and hummed before swallowing and shaking her head. "Jean, I'm really sorry, but I can't track down your blankets and pillows. I'm better at tracking animals. But hey! Maybe Rogue can help you." She suggested with a small, guilty smile while taking another bite out of the bread which was almost gone. 

 Jean thought about it before sighing. He didn't know anyone else (human wise) who could help him with this, besides Mike who he's pretty sure is busy and doesn't want to be disturbed. So Rogue would have to do. Sadly. But that doesn't mean he would gladly work with the big idiot. 

 Without a word, Jean left the area to go to the barn where Rogue was unknowingly, about to get into some serious trouble. 

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 Reaching to the barn, Jean wishes he had his head with him, blades and all, so he could strangle Rogue with his wires and maybe do some non lethal cuts. 

 There was Rogue, lounging blissfully (he was confused why Jean was there though) on Jeans' blankets along with others precious blankets and what the teen hoped was his pillows. The fluffy mini mattresses (I ran out of ideas to describe pillows)  were completely destroyed, feathers were everywhere, some even inside Rogue's thick hair. It seemed that Rogue had managed to sneak into a feather factory and dump the whole damn factory inside the barn with the amount of pillows destroyed. However the titan didn't seem to mind any of the mess around him as he laid on his side while tiredly looking at Jean. 

 "You fuck nugget..." Jean glared at Rogue who made the most offended sound, similar to a white girl being denied her Starbucks. Rogue then glared at Jean and growled. "Not..a fuk nugget...horseface.....Wut is a nugget?" Rogue asked but Jean ignored the question, turning around to go find a higher up. The commander needed to know what happened. 

 Jean bolted out the open barn doorway with a departing shout at Rogue, saying he would tattle on Rogue for "stealing" the pillows and blankets. Rogue just grumbled before he yawned, not caring for Jean's promises. After such revealing events with Hange and Corporal Levi, Rogue had felt so...heavy, as if his sudden weight was a burden to him. It was the feeling similar to when someone told you bad news, and you didn't know how to handle it but just sit there. Him pregnant? The thought left him riddled with confusion for he just didn't understand. How was it even possible? When did it happen? Did he do this himself? Did some other titan do this to him? So many questions swirled into his head when he had left that clearing, keeping him busy in the head as he walked to the barn. 

 Should he tell his babies? This was such a big thing, he didn't want to keep them in the dark about such a situation. However, he had no idea how they would react. Mikasa.....Rogue believed that due to her protective tendencies well....he didn't know what she would do He had been feeling tired lately, so tired that he had gotten some weird urge out of nowhere to gather any soft thing he could find and lay on it. 

 Since he was so big and Rogue was pretty sure that there was no cloth big enough to cover him, he had decided to gather many of the scouts items that he found soft. He had found many of the things the humans called pillows and blankets on their mattresses which Rogue decided to leave alone since they were not soft and he didn't want his family to sleep on nothing. So he had merely taken the pillows and blankets, ripped the pillows into nothing except feathers, and use the blankets to cushion him. He had even placed many of his furry stuffed toys in the nest along with the covers. 

 After he had fixed the wide range of blankets and laid on top of them, he had gotten a drowsy feeling, which he had quickly succumbed to only about a hour before. So long story short, Rogue didn't understand why his new choice of material for his nest was so important that Jean needed to tell Hange of all people. Snorting and quickly dismissing his thoughts when that weird feeling came over him again, Rogue also dismissed the fluttery feeling of something moving inside of him as darkness through a thick veil over his sight. 

 Of course, it was at that time that Jean came back with Hange, Levi, and Moblit in tow. 

 The group walked in the already open door of the barn, carrying their conversation to Rogue's large elven ears. "--Jean, I still don't understand why you ran to us like that. What did Rogue do?" Hange asked with a small tilt of her head. Levi sighed. "You came barreling in my office with this.." he looked at Hange, "...thing, with you screaming about how Rogue apparently stole some shit. What the hell did he take." By now, the group had walked into the barn and stood, staring at Jean, not noticing how Rogue had opened his eyes by now and was watching them with a curious interest. 

 Jean had a smug look on his face, an air of triumph swirling around him as he said. "Oh, I just finally found out who stole our blankets, pillows, and even some of our mattresses, Corporal Levi sir." With that and a smug smirk, Jean stepped aside to reveal Rogue, who was now watching them with wide awake interest. Jean, fully expecting for Rogue to get yelled at for stealing, sat on the sidelines. This would finally be the one thing that would get him back! Oh this was gonna be good!, he thought while his eyes flickered between Rogue and the frozen higher ups. 

 So he waited. And waited. And waited.......And waited. 

 Jean frowned in confusion as to why no one was yelling yet. Of course, just as confusion took hold of him, Hange let out a inhuman scream, beginning to jump up and down in her excitement. "OOOOOOOOHHHHH MMMMYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDSSSSS!!! HE STARTED TO NEST!! LEVI HE'S NESTING FOR HIS LITTLE BABIES!! THIS, THIS IS AMAZING!" 

 Next to her, Levi sighed in aggravation as he looked at Rogue who was cringing at Hange's volume of screams. Rogue didn't understand what was happening at all, his large confused emerald orbs following Hange's movements. In her excitement, she had grabbed a confused Mobilt and shook him hard enough to make him dizzy. "Quickly! Mobilt! Get a sketch of this immediately! Oh my gosh! This is--I wonder--JEAN!" She barked. 

 The cadet jumped at his name being shouted, directing his attention to Hange who ran up to him and talked all in his much violated personal space. "Thank you! Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THIS BEAUTIFUL SCENE!!" She jumped and grabbed his hands before shaking them in her gratitude. Jean felt his confusion spike. His babies? Nesting? What the hell? So what if Rogue built a more comfortable nest for Mikasa and Armin, Jean didn't understand why Hange was getting so worked up about this. She wasn't even supposed to be excited! Her and Levi, they were supposed to yell at Rogue for stealing their blankets dammit! 

 Levi sighed as he looked at the scene before him, ignoring the excited idiot to his left that tormented that poor cadet. In front of him, Rogue sat there unusually quiet as he watched Levi who was in front of him before his eyes flickered to the right at Hange and Jean, before coming back to Levi again. His large ears moved and pricked forward at the volume to the right, the right ear pressed against his head due to his heightened sense making Hange's vocalized excitement way too loud. 

 Observing Rogue's nest, Levi saw that like Jean had presented to them on a silver fucking platter, Rogue had stolen a large amount of blankets, destroyed any pillows he found and some mattresses were victims to the treatment as well. Levi eyed a plush blanket, a quilt that was almost lost among the sea of blankets, cotton, and, feathers. It looked to suspiciously be the quilt that had disappeared from his room only so long ago. The feeling of anger and annoyance spiked through him, but Levi calmed himself. If the brat was really pregnant, he'd have to be calm. As calm as anyone who had to look after a 15-meter hormonal pregnant male titan could be. 

 "Oh! Oh oh oh! Mobilt! Can you get the supplies for the tests for me?" Hange suddenly called. Mobilt jumped at her call before he nodded while shaking saluted to her before running off with a, "yes sir!". Levi scowled at her as she walked over with a huge smile, leaving a heavily confused Jean in the corner of the barn. Once she reached, she didn't talk to Levi, instead opening her mouth to speak to the uncharacteristically silent titan who watched them with intrigue.  Her excited smile somehow calmed into one that held concern as she spoke. "Hello Rogue! How have you been holding up since we last saw each other?" For the first time since the higher ups arrived, Rogue spoke to them. He sounded tired yet strangely content as he hunkered down closer to the hay covered ground of the barn, his chin almost touching the floor with the tips of his dark hair lying on it   "I am..okay Hange...Tired...but..okay.." His sentence was quickly followed by a large yawn. Large green eyes blinked tiredly as that warm feeling of content and drowsiness settled over him once more, but Rogue steeled himself to stay awake.  He wanted to ask more questions dammit. 

 "Wut tests are u doing Hange?", he asked, watching as she went over to her desk and cleared it all from the clutter. The scientist laughed while Levi huffed in annoyance at the clutter of her desk, gaining Rogue's attention. "This idiot is going to do a blood test to see if you really got knocked up." He explained with Hange laughing. Rogue didn't understand the joke. Fuck. "That's exactly right Levi! We are gonna do a test on you, Rogue, to see if you're really pregnant! Preggers! Up the duff! If you really have a bun in the oven!" 

 'What...the..fuck..was a..ov..en?', Rogue thought in confusion. Was bun another word for bread? Preggers? What was a "duff"? knocked up? No one ever knocked on him, he wasn't a door!Rogue was practically the definition of confusion right now. Shaking his head, Rogue voice a question as he tilted his head. "Otay. Why is horse here?" He asked pointing to Jean who they had completely forgotten about. There he stood in his little gremlin corner in shock of hearing that there was a possibility that Rogue, a strong 15-meter emotional mess of a titan, was fucking pregnant.

 Of all the fucking people, why him. 

 Just.....Why...

 Jean paled and paled until his eyes rolled to the back of his head and he dropped to the floor. Rogue stared at him before pointing at Jean. "Is the hurse aliv.", Levi just sighed before saying, "I don't know nor do I give a shit. Hange, Moblit's back." He informed her. She immediately perked up and turned just as Moblit's panting form came back with a small box and big box along with a journal where he kept his sketches. Hange held out her hands for both boxes which the assistant gladly gave to her before he went over to a chair, sat down, and began to sketch Rogue without being asked. It was amazing how he didn't question the unconscious Jean who was still in his corner. 

 "Well! Now that I have all that I need, the test starts now! Rogue, can you hold out your arm for me please?" She asked with Rogue nodding, cautiously holding out his arm. Rogue watched in weary curiosity as Hange manhandled his hand so that his wrist was revealed to her clearly, before she inserted the needle in with a grunt. Rogue gave a small warble of astonishment. He was surprised that such a small thing was able to go past his skin, but he had already been through this when he first arrived at the castle. It was no different than the Hange took a blood sample to find his age, she even capped the small needle thingy and shoved it inside that tiny box with the little blue tinted cubes called ice. 

 It didn't take long, in fact it only took about a minute to do the procedure. At the end of it, Hange smiled even wider as she thanked him, shooing Mobilt away with the small box. Rogue watched the man leave before directing his gaze back to Hange. "Thank you Rogue for once again being so great! I will have the results for the test tomorrow! Goodbye" Was all she said before she departed along with Levi. Rogue didn't even look at the still unconscious horse in the corner of the barn before he curled up and went back to sleep. 

 Once Hange and Levi left, they began to talk. "So, what the hell are you gonna do once we find out the truth?" Levi questioned her, his steel gaze directed forward. The woman next to him hummed in thought before she began to speak. "Well, if the test says that Rogue has a baby on the way, then Erwin will know and soon the corps. If it says that Rogue is just the same old him, then we still tell Erwin but keep it to ourselves....Also we'll help Rogue lose that extra weight!" She proclaimed. Levi just sighed so hard that you can tell he was dead inside just from miles away. The deadness was strong in this one. 

 It was awhile before they reached Hange's lab/office. It was then they parted ways. Hange immediately go to the scanning after she had bid Levi goodbye and goodnight, him pulling the middle finger to her but she knew he loved her. 

 As a friend. (Ha bish u thought >:3)

 After the tests were completed, she looked at the scans and let out the most loudest scream possible. It was so loud it almost rivaled Rogue's. 

 ~*~

 |~Next Day~|

 "Scouts! I'd like your attention!" Erwin shouted, a 'Why is this my life' look on his face. In the back of him, was Rogue, Hange, Mikasa, Armin, Levi, and Mike as well as the Levi squad. Hange was vibrating with excitement while the rest looked like walking zombies (save for Rogue, he looked lost as hell). Everyone quieted down in the Mess Hall, everyone's utensils clattering softly as they rested them against the tables. Erwin took in a deep breath before continuing. "It would seem that Rogue Jaeger, is pregnant." Silence. That was all there was. 

 Until someone fucking fainted which caused a chain reaction, for fuck sakes why did Erwin have to deal with this. Why. 

 What sins did he do (besides sacrificing countless lives) to deserve this of all things? 

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More spoils!! Okay so I promised @redcoaster that I would try to update Thursday or Friday but obviously I sadly did not. I wanted to update today but I couldn't. With me being busy all day with the most weirdest yet important shit, I didn't have time to really go over anything. I've also been catching up with some much needed sleep so there was that. Anyway I finally got my Ao3 account set up! So I made some progress. So really quick I'm just gonna list reasons why I've made no progress in uploading. •I've been dealing with school, work, family problems, etc. •I've been catching up on much needed sleep •I realized that I forgot to write in a bunch of details in a certain part of the chapter so I'm trying to fix that. And that's pretty much it. I'm not gonna make a novel length post of why I didn't update, just short and simple. :). Idk if I can update today but there's a possibility that I can on Sunday. No promises though.

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Armored x Rogue pt. 7/?

Shit glasses needs to calm the fuck down before she ruins everything dammit', Levi thought while glaring at her back. Hange could feel the jacket burning but didn't question it and kept going. "Okay. Okay. Have you felt like puking lately—any morning sickness?" She inquired with Rogue blanking. What the heck was morning sickness? Was it a flu? But analyzing her question again, Hange concluded hat must have been another word for puking, because he nodded again. His ear twitches when he heard something akin to a mouse screaming hit his ear drums, but just concluded that Hange was just excited. However, being the oblivious beautiful titan he was, Rogue didn't realize that all her excitement was being focused onto him. "LEVI!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?! YOU'RE GONNA BE A REAL DADDY!!" She screamed with Rogue cringing. Levi snorted in anger before kicking her when she tried to tackle him in a hug. "Hange. Keep your fucking kinks in the bedroom with you assistant dammit." He sneered with Hange just laughing it off and standing up like nothing ever happened. She turned to Rogue with a smile and told him, "Congratulations Rogue! You're gonna be a mommy! Oh I can't wait to see the little munchkins running around and playing and stomping and.." She rambled on and on about titan babies, leaving a disgusted Levi and shocked Rogue behind. All was quiet, the forest just silent as if watching the stunned behemoth and disgusted midget stay in each others' presences. However, the silence was rudely and thankfully interrupted when Levi sighed and started to walk away. Rogue snapped his attention to Levi who had begun to speak. "Listen brat. I'm not happy and jolly like Ms. Sunshine about this shit. Seeing you walk around with a huge belly is not on my to-do list dammit." He sneered, "The only thing I ask is that if you have to puke, you fucking run out here and like dammit. I don't wanna be cleaning up your damned messes, and I'm not sick enough to force others to do it. By the way, you're getting fat Jaeger." With that tiny speech (just like his dic--) Levi walked away without giving two shits like always. The only response Rogue had was to puke. What? All that information would make anyone sick. |~~~~||~~~~~|~~~~~||~~~~~|~~~~~||~~~~~| So heya. Sorry but I had to split the 3rd part into more parts because I'm a evil little shit like that and apparently Tumblr added this maximum word thingy. I feel like I'm taking too long and I really want to get to the part where Rogue and the Armored see each other again :). Did you like it?