《Crackships》

Quietly rebrands entire blog 👀 Hi y’all, so right now I’m trying to be more active on this Tumblr. A lot has happened since I began this crackfic so yeah, life is a bitch lmao.

[cowcat44artz]

Congratulations its a boy!

Putting this under a cut. On the chance it gets flagged, its also up on my twitter. Warning: GRAPHIC THINGS BELOW THE CUT!!!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!

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[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[mysharona1987]

[caitlinfishfood]

oh boy

[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is a Complex Web

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[doctortatertot]

[painlessnostalgia]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[mc1303]

KEVIN YOU BISEXUAL HOMEWRECKER LOL

[snkcrack-writer]

Just to provide evidence that I haven’t been sitting on my ass 😭

Sneak peek of grandpa Levi caring for our big ole pumpkin mama!

This chapter is currently 3500 words. There was a lot of shit that I had to cut out from the original 15000 due to horrendous writing and me changing my mind 4988487 times. Anyways, yeah. I hope you enjoy this sneak peek.

(Btw I have not edited this, so awkward wording will be changed in the near future)

[cowcat44artz]

Biiiig baby(ies) on the way… You knew it was bound to happen eventually 

But not exactly sure how this would work. Kinda toying with the idea that the little one(s) will rip/ or need to be ripped out, like a giant c section. And since titans can heal it shouldn’t be too big a deal… hmmmm. Also heaven help anyone having to deal with the situation XD

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[cowcat44artz]

*Aggressive Roaring*

Guess you can tell who watched Invincible

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[cowcat44artz]

AHHHHHAHAH YES YOU DID IT! Now we need a series of Momma to be Attack Titan! *Puts science hat on* Perhaps through this experience Hange and the scouts discover that titans do in fact have genitalia - like that of a reptile. Some snake species give live birth like Boas for example. So perhaps 'things or as in the reptile world (vent)' appear only during the labor and birth. What a thrilling discovery this would be for Hange!

Interesting, very interesting. I like it. Certainly something happened when these “fights occurred” *wink wink*  

Maybe after the incident Eren somehow got stuck in titan form and had to stay that way during the entire pregnancy *cackles.*  Perhaps eating the warhammer had some effect as well, consequences of consuming her made something change biology wise within him. Though when the time comes for the labor/ birth think it fits titan nature to have the little monsters tear their way out, or have to be cut out. Hmmmm..... Either way we know Hange would lose her damn mind XD

[cowcat44artz]

This big momma ain’t having fun. Clean up on isle 6, scouts are gonna have blast mopping that up…

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[cowcat44artz]

Biiiig baby(ies) on the way… You knew it was bound to happen eventually 

But not exactly sure how this would work. Kinda toying with the idea that the little one(s) will rip/ or need to be ripped out, like a giant c section. And since titans can heal it shouldn’t be too big a deal… hmmmm. Also heaven help anyone having to deal with the situation XD

No one has permission to use this picture, DO NOT repost, trace, claim to be your own, edit/modify or de-face in any way!

[cowcat44artz]

AHHHHHAHAH YES YOU DID IT! Now we need a series of Momma to be Attack Titan! *Puts science hat on* Perhaps through this experience Hange and the scouts discover that titans do in fact have genitalia - like that of a reptile. Some snake species give live birth like Boas for example. So perhaps 'things or as in the reptile world (vent)' appear only during the labor and birth. What a thrilling discovery this would be for Hange!

Interesting, very interesting. I like it. Certainly something happened when these “fights occurred” *wink wink*  

Maybe after the incident Eren somehow got stuck in titan form and had to stay that way during the entire pregnancy *cackles.*  Perhaps eating the warhammer had some effect as well, consequences of consuming her made something change biology wise within him. Though when the time comes for the labor/ birth think it fits titan nature to have the little monsters tear their way out, or have to be cut out. Hmmmm..... Either way we know Hange would lose her damn mind XD

[cowcat44]

Season 4 Eren Titan form appreciation post 

Love how his eyes look almost blind

Bonus:

[cowcat44artz]

After eating Willy, what if our boi was hungering for more 

TW: blood/ gore

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[cowcat44artz]

*Aggressive Roaring*

Guess you can tell who watched Invincible

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[hanjiisann]

guys i think im tearing up

[snkcrack-writer]

I’m so close to freedom.

So. Close.

Which means....

Expect updates for PATT to be a thing this summer. This school year was really stressful for me so now that summer is merely two weeks from my grasp....

I’ve been writing with the help of a familiar sin queen so this new chapter should not only have some resemblance of normalcy (lmao nah) but some progress in Ansgar and Rogue’s relationship 😌

Hope y’all doing great and I know the blog has been dead but I promise I’m alive. Expect updates to come soon.

Also, no sin queen. You cannot have updates until it is time 🤧.

[ereriwonderland]

Levi would be that spunky senior who'd do zoomies on his wheelchair.

[kyojuuros]

how did mikasa get back to paradis all by herself tho asgfdhfdjdfjdfj

[lenok993]

What about food?)

[reikasart]

You people understimate the power of Eren the birb(s)…

(just for fun, don’t hate me, I’m dumb)