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a couple undressing on tv

me: walks away

my dad: that's part of life!

me: no. breathing, eating and sleeping - that's part of life.

I'm sorry I find this funny. I OWN AN ACE HUMOR BLOG AND GUESS WHAT SHOWS UP LMAO

Hamlet: "And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."

Rosencrantz: "My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts."

Hamlet: "Why did you laugh then, when I said 'man delights not me'?"

Rosencrantz: "To think, my lord, if you delight not in men, what Lenten entertainment the players shall receive from you."

- Hamlet, Act 2 Scene 2 Page 13

Me: "I'm not really interested in dating, though by the way you smile you don't seem to believe me."

Other Person: "I didn't say I don't believe you."

Me: " Why were you laughing then, when I said 'I'm not interested in dating'?

Other Person: "I was just wondering, if you're not interested in dating, won't it get boring?"

- fictional reenactment of an aroace and clueless allo conversation (of course, not everyone is like that)

This scene from Hamlet somehow really resonated with me, so I just had to put it up somewhere.

To Hamlet: If you were real, I might want to be friends. (Why am I even saying this to a fictional character...)

To everyone: Your orientation, gender, disability, (mental) illness, etc. deserves recognition, no matter, what other people say. So, keep it up!

Doctor: "Are you currently pregnant?"

Me: *laughing*

Doctor: *looks at me weirdly*

Me (while trying to look as serious as possible): "No, it's ... uh... unlikely."

*just my personal experience