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[expensiveknives]

@artefuquer

[You land directly on one of their heads as you jump down from the window you were in. At this point you were far worse for wear than this morning, but apparently you were too busy playing hero to relax too much. The spear you had borrowed is an excellent weapon, and since you were an expert with most weapons, you drove it through two of the shambling assholes you’ve been dealing with for a while.]

what are you doing? * pick up something * go for their heads *|

[You looked horrible. You were sweating and covered in your own olive blood and bandages. Not really the perfect example of someone to listen to.]

[auditerrorizing-blog]

There’s no Accounting for Taste

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Mind still reeling of the events from the last day (you know, the whole kidnapping thing--NOT TO MENTION THE SEVERAL VERY IMPORTANT MEETINGS YOU HAVE MISSED) you’ve decided to go for a jog. Just to clear your head. Start making an escape plan. After all, you have to get home to Tyzias soon or your living room will never recover.

It is on this jog, this fortuitous, clandestine jog, that you come face to face with the opportunity of a lifetime.

Remel Namaqq. 

You blink again, wondering if you’ve gone totally off your rocker. But there she is, clear as day and as glorious as you could have ever imagined. You don’t miss a beat as you jog up, whip out a business card, and turn up the charm. 

MISS NAMAQQ IM SORRY TO INTRUDE MY NAME IS STELSA SEZYAT AND IM A BIG FAN JUST IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT YOU HAVE FOUND YOURSELF IN NEED OF A MANAGER IN THIS STRANGE PLACE HERE IS MY CARD 

MY SCHEDULE IS REMARKABLY EMPTY SO I CAN MEET TO DISCUSS ANY TERMS AND THE LIKE WHENEVER IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU ITS SUCH A PLEASURE TO FINALLY MEET WITH YOU 

You’re trying to keep your chill but oh boy is it hard not to gush when she’s right here in front of you. 

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   Oh yay! Another troll! Maybe ending up in this place wasn’t an accident after all, maybe it was actually a safe haven for Alternians all along! With a cheerful spring in your step you made your way over to the cerulean blood troll. You’re secretly hoping that they aren’t as violent as Vriskers. With out a second thought you introduced yourself to them. :33 < *hi! i’m Nepeta! the mighty huntress meowed out in gr33ting *

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@artefuquer

oh

[You recognize this one. You were a troll of culture, after all.]

wow lucky you lmao getting away just when shit was getting hot and i dont mean in a cool way lmao guess you can just chill now

poser

[scorists-blog]

there’s that BIG SHOT CERULEAN you’ve heard so much about in the news. admittedly, you’re not the type to kiss PURPLE ASS, but you can see why she’d want to do it. makes her seem BLUER than she actually is. not that her art is bad in any way; but you can tell when someone’s got the intention to PANDER.

MALLEK: hey four eyes; MALLEK: looks like everyone in outglut = here; even a big name like yourself;

— @artefuquer

[isolaradiale]

I'm here to app Remele Namaaq (Homestuck) without prior reserve! Thank you!

Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale!

You will be housed in TOWNHOUSE 265.

You will retain your ability to mildly influence others up to five times per day.

You will also be given a bag of cheap art supplies.

Enjoy your stay!

– mod polaris.