I wanna lick noels eyebrows
wHAT? Thanks for making me laugh in class oh my gOD
seriously though, I don’t blame you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ noel’s eyebrows are majestic
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I wanna lick noels eyebrows
wHAT? Thanks for making me laugh in class oh my gOD
seriously though, I don’t blame you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ noel’s eyebrows are majestic
Just think Yevs goon grow up abd look like baby noel dark blue eyes and brown locks omg ye. Would be precious and hed be such daddys boy copying Mickey when he puts his feet ip on the coffee table and drink his soda when Mickey chugs his beer and put his hand behind his head like mickey and Ian would be cooking and calls them and when they dont come hell go ser the two asleep on the sofa yev under mickeys arm with their feet stil up OMG MICKEY CLONE YEV
I always think of yev as blond for some reason tho, I don’t even know why
but omg yes, yev adores his daddy for reasons no one can quite figure out (or well, ian can... mickey, not so much) and when he’s little he does everything mickey does, so ian forces mickey to stop swearing because “we can’t have a 3-year-old going around and cursing like a sailor, mick!!” but yev ends up with quite the colorful vocabulary anyway
and yev thinks of ian as his dad too and when he was little it was too much “daddy!” “yes?” “no the other one!!” so eventually he gave up and started calling ian papa instead
when yev’s like 13 he starts asking a whole lot about sex and it’s great because mickey turns beet red and chokes on his beer while ian just grins, thumping his husband’s back while calmly answering yev’s questions.
also yev and ian team up to tease mickey so much omg. they tease him about literally everything, like how he still tries to pretend to be cool around ian even tho he obviously has no chill when it’s about his husband (or any chill at all lbr)
i love yev and ian and mickey (and svetlana) being a happy family
The contrst between ian and Mickeys hand tho i bet Ians hand just devours mickeys and mick likes that his hands are wide on his waist and can just grab hand fulls of his ass and hold his thighs and he likes the slight color contrst between hia milky thighs and Ians freckles hands he likes the spaces between his fingers and he likes his fingers there he likes how strong his hands are and sometimes hell wake up early and fiddle with ians fingers Big hands!!!
DON’T TALK TO MY ABOUT ANY TYPE OF SIZE DIFFERENCE OH MY GOD. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SMALL HANDS VERSUS GIANT HANDS OMG B Y E
like mickey’s hands aren’t exactly small but compared to ian’s hands fUCK. mickey sometimes likes to hold his hand up against ian’s, comparing their size and marveling at how much bigger ian’s hand is than his own
and mickey’s hands get cold sort of easily but ian’s hands are literally always warm so sometimes mickey will grab ian’s hand and make sure ian’s hand covers his so he can warm up a little. ian looks at him with this knowing smile and mickey blushes and won’t meet his gaze but ian just smiles wider and squeezes his hand a little and mickey will absolutely deny it but he definitely squeezes back
and sometimes when they fuck against the wall ian absolutely holds mickey up with his big hands on mickey’s thighs and mickey absolutely loves it, loves that he can do that and other times when they’re making out ian slides his hands down to cup mickey’s butt and they’re just the right size to squeeze mickey’s ass the way he likes
and obviously on those rare occasions mickey wakes up before ian he’ll pick up one of ian’s hands and play with his fingers, kiss his palm and each of his fingertips until he gets tired of being the only one awake and starts sucking on ian’s fingers until he wakes up and obv that leads to fucking ‘cause ian finds that so hot